# August Londope -- plan now, and avoid the rush

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 30, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136 "2003-04-30T13:10:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/401 "2003-08-11T12:10:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jr8 \*  
> \*\*“free” is a major factor in my joining in any pre-pub activities. \*\*

Well there is always the holocaust exhibition at the Imperial War Museum.

After that you’ll _definitely_ need a drink.

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**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/402 "2003-08-12T06:31:06Z")

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All right.

This is the thing. I don’t want to shop until I drop or anything. I would just like to see what shopping is like in London. Ok, so call me a philistine, shallow cow, why don’t you?

Meanwhile, anyone want anything from here? Taytos Cheese and Onion? Colin Farrell? BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/403 "2003-08-12T07:52:11Z")

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Colin Farrell!! Oh yes please!! 😉

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**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/404 "2003-08-12T09:59:24Z")

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Arggh! I followed your book on-line link, yesterday **Tansu** , but the blinkin’ Eye is shut because of the hot weather!!  
Still, I suppose it would be a bit uncomfortable to be in a glass box high in the sky in the weather in London at the moment.  
Maybe it will be cooler next weekend.

That thing in the British Museum could be worth a peep, **garius** & **jr8**. I have been to the Imperial War Museum before, although the Holocaust exhibition is obviously a new part. I might chance the V&A or the National History Museum.  
I mean, I can’t really spend three whole days in the pub, can I?

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/405 "2003-08-12T10:25:34Z")

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It appears to me that as of right now it’s perfectly possible to book a ticket for any time between 9.30am and 10.00pm Friday 22 August.

Shut for hot weather would indicate that it’s shut rightnowthisminute. Was it impossible to make bookings for future dates while the Eye was not running?

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**Author:** ![brainfizz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@brainfizz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainfizz)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/406 "2003-08-12T10:45:33Z")

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The Eye’s a bit of a let-down. I went a couple of weeks ago with my sister. It’s only 20 minutes in the air - of which 10 minutes you’re not high enough to see anything. There’s only a few buildings which are recognizable from the Eye and a bus tour would be a much better option for seeing them.

I’d recommend one of those amphibious bus tours. Much more bang for your buck 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/407 "2003-08-12T10:58:08Z")

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You can get Taytos crisps over here…

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/408 "2003-08-12T11:00:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\*You can get Taytos crisps over here… \*\*

However, you can’t get Colin Farrell 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/409 "2003-08-12T11:05:41Z")

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pah, who cares, I got the perfect Irishman already, thankyouverymuchindeed.  
😃

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/410 "2003-08-12T11:09:38Z")

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John Sheridan?

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**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/411 "2003-08-12T11:20:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tansu \*  
> \*\*It appears to me that as of right now it’s perfectly possible to book a ticket for any time between 9.30am and 10.00pm Friday 22 August.
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> Shut for hot weather would indicate that it’s shut rightnowthisminute. Was it impossible to make bookings for future dates while the Eye was not running? \*\*

Hmm, closer inspection of the site revealed that you were indeed right, and that it is only shut rightnowthisminute. So I now have booked myself on. Excellent. Thanks for pointing that out, even though I feel like a bit of a nit now.  
No change there, then.

And **brainfizz** , the amphibian bus tour thingymajig is another excellent idea, I shall look into that forthwith. I did one here with friends of mine from England and it was good fun, even in May when it was freezing!

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/412 "2003-08-12T11:22:47Z")

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Dammit Crusoe, I asked you to be more discreet! What is **Twisty** gonna say now!

[sub]I thought you were talking about Babylon 5 eeek![/sub]

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/413 "2003-08-12T11:39:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crusoe \*  
> \*\*John Sheridan? \*\*

Ah, memories.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/414 "2003-08-12T11:56:08Z")

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Memories? That sprightly 39-year-old has re-registered as a player this season due to our paper-thin squad. He may well play tonight against Scunthorpe (Hah! Let’s see some American swearword filters deal with _that_ one!).

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/415 "2003-08-12T12:04:37Z")

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You want to pop up to Oldham, Crusoe, you’ll get yourself a game.

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/416 "2003-08-12T12:53:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by curly chick \*  
> I have been to the Imperial War Museum before, although the Holocaust exhibition is obviously a new part.

If you haven’t seem it then you really should - its incredibly good. I’ve seen it twice - once when it first opened and a couple of months ago with my girlfriend.

Who said romance was dead.

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> I can’t really spend three whole days in the pub, can I?

I fail to see a flaw in that plan. As long as the pub accepts switch obviously.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/417 "2003-08-12T13:07:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tansu \*  
> \*\*You want to pop up to Oldham, Crusoe, you’ll get yourself a game. \*\*

Not so far from the truth. Rumour has it that Iain Dowie is about to sign as a player just to make up the numbers.

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**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/418 "2003-08-15T18:58:25Z")

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OUCH!

My hip hurts from all this bumping.

Seven days, my friends, seven days.

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**Author:** ![confessorknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@confessorknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/confessorknight)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/419 "2003-08-15T19:37:02Z")

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In as much as I was all well and good with the idea when it was a few months away as the weeks have slowy ticked by my fear has been steadily mounting. It looks like I will be succumbing to the dreaded “Social Interaction”.  
I dread how I am gong to explain to my sister that I’ll be going to spend time with people I’ve never met from a messageboard by the name of “Straight Dope”

On reflection there is entirely _too_ much fear in this post,Grow a spine man.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/420 "2003-08-15T20:35:11Z")

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Well, as sad as it is I (as of today) can no longer make Saturday afternoon.

Why?

Because, sad pathetic individual that I am, I have paid £110 to Regent’s Park Zoo to take part in their twice-yearly hypnotherapy “Friendly Spider Program (FSP)”, which has an 80% success rate in curing arachnaphobia. As a diehard arachnophobe, I couldn’t miss this opportunity to prevent myself from running screaming in future from mere drawings of spiders.

Sorry. Pathetic I know, but it was this date or one in October that is guaranteed to sell out (they’re doing a national ad campaign in women’s magazines).

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