# August Londope -- plan now, and avoid the rush

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 30, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136 "2003-04-30T13:10:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/121 "2003-05-06T11:13:43Z")

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That’s certainly an interesting idea **Tir** 🙂 But I have a feeling that most Dopers will start to suffer alcohol poisoning fairly quickly if we were to do that. 😉

Mind you, I’m coming down to London on the 25th June for a 1 day meeting, anyone fancy meeting up after that for a pint or few?

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/122 "2003-05-06T11:18:19Z")

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quite possibly **Angua** , although June is gonna be pretty busy for me… I’ll let you know nearer the time. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/123 "2003-05-06T11:18:43Z")

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I can’t do early September either, for the same reason I can’t do the 30th/31st. Since it’s still early we can wait for **Dex** to confirm; at the moment I’m leaning towards the bank holiday weekend (on the basis of **Tir** ’s numbers) but will not be offended if it ultimately works out better for a weekend when I can’t attend. Miffed, yes, but not offended. 😉

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/124 "2003-05-06T11:24:30Z")

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Based on the numbers kindly provided by **Tir** , I also vote for the weekend of the 23rd.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/125 "2003-05-06T12:25:05Z")

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Bank Holiday weekend! when else is better to play the “Tourist Photo Game!”

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/126 "2003-05-06T12:35:47Z")

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Hmmm… seeing as the cousin’s wedding is on the Sunday, I might just be able to attend a Bank Holiday Weekend DopeFest. Yay!

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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/127 "2003-05-06T12:42:09Z")

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You lot should tackle an easier problem, like Palestine 😉

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/128 "2003-05-07T06:32:02Z")

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I can’t do September either.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/129 "2003-05-08T14:32:09Z")

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Right.

Let’s set the event at **August 23rd** at the **Silver Cross** on Whitehall. If everyone’s plans change closer to August and this becomes unworkable, we’ll worry about it then.

I depute to **garius** the task of sampling all beers on offer at the Silver Cross and reporting back. Whether or not you sample them all in the same visit or not is up to you, **g**.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/130 "2003-05-08T17:00:36Z")

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Hurrah! We’ll be sure to take lots of pictures for those dopers who unfortunately can’t make that date.

I might fancy a trip to the zoo during the day. They’ve got penguins AND monkeys AND sheep (and meerkats, also a favourite of mine). Care to join?

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/131 "2003-05-08T17:02:19Z")

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On second thoughts, it’s bank holiday weekend. You won’t be able to tell the monkeys from the over-excited children.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/132 "2003-05-08T18:09:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Francesca \*  
> \*\*You won’t be able to tell the monkeys from the over-excited children. \*\*

There’s a difference?

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/133 "2003-05-08T19:10:02Z")

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Yeah, the moneky don’t deserve a punch… 😉

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/134 "2003-05-08T20:09:22Z")

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And the kids are the ones whining for their parents to buy them _Ultimate Shit-Flinging_ for their X-Boxes.

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**Author:** ![pingalondon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@pingalondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pingalondon)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/135 "2003-05-08T22:49:15Z")

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…don’t forget the otters, Francesca (almost as good as the meerkats!).

If in spite of the bank holiday you do decide to head to the zoo, the Crusoe and pinga pad is about 10 mins walk away, so we could pop down and say hello.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/136 "2003-05-09T10:27:26Z")

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Yes. Otters. Also hippos. They didn’t have any normal-sized hippos last time I went, only pygmy hippos. I liked them. Fran-sized hippos.

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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/137 "2003-05-09T11:33:05Z")

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I like the zoo and haven’t been in years, but can’t stand the bank holiday crowds. If you go, try to resist the urge to put the penguins on your head and smash the monkeys.

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/138 "2003-05-09T11:41:25Z")

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uuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhh… **KABOOOOOOM!**

😃

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/139 "2003-05-09T23:13:00Z")

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I can’t be there on the 23rd because I’ll be lecturing in Australia. I think you’re all horrid, horrid, horried for choosing this date and I intend to sulk very bitterly about this deliberate ploy to exclude me.

Apart from that, have a good one guys, and take lots of pix so I can enjoy it vicariously 'pon my return from a land Down Under. (Thinks… that might make a good title for a catchy pop song… )

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/august-londope-plan-now-and-avoid-the-rush/172136/140 "2003-05-10T08:24:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ianzin \*  
> \*\*I can’t be there on the 23rd because I’ll be lecturing in Australia. I think you’re all horrid, horrid, horried for choosing this date and I intend to sulk very bitterly about this deliberate ploy to exclude me. \*\*

Actually, we’re just afraid of putting you in the same room as **Tir** again, especially where flash paper might be involved (see her last post, above).

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