# Auld Lang Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116 "2006-12-30T15:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/1 "2006-12-30T15:39:52Z")
\*\* You Awake the Morning Following the BEST Sex of Your Life. . . So What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve That’s Out of the Ordinary? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/2 "2006-12-30T18:10:23Z")
BBQ Pit: \*\*You know what I hate?! You ingrateful fucking peasants! \*\*Short and to the point. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/3 "2006-12-30T21:33:07Z")
_From the ever-prolific Pit:_ **"Bush Administration NOT a Failure" Fifty years later, Does America Need an Even Stupider Motto?** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/4 "2006-12-31T07:45:20Z")
From MPSIMS **Sharks at the Tables, Lab Girls on the Rails Strange twist in murder for hire case** ---
**Author:** ![Gorgonzola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e480ec/32.png) [@Gorgonzola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgonzola)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/5 "2006-12-31T08:20:38Z")
\*\* Saddam execution video on TV \*\* \*\* Dopers on Trading Spaces\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/6 "2006-12-31T09:12:26Z")
MPSIMS Handicapped parking Ask the cranky old malcontent ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/7 "2006-12-31T15:48:47Z")
**You Awake the Morning Following the BEST Sex of Your Life. . . Wow, just what I wanted, a Battle Axe for x-mas!** ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/8 "2006-12-31T17:22:44Z")
These were together briefly a couple of hours ago, sorry I missed posting then: \*\*You Awake the Morning Following the BEST Sex of Your Life. . . \*\* **When will it stop hurting?** ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/9 "2007-01-01T19:55:38Z")
\*\*Why does God Permit… Another “Free Will” debate. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/10 "2007-01-01T19:57:45Z")
GQ: \*\*Dangerous dogs - Why ‘destroyed’? Hot dogs \*\* 5 time, I noticed that one too – God shouldn’t really allow any more free will debates 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/11 "2007-01-02T14:40:43Z")
\*\*Malicious Castration 10 most dangerous toys of all time \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/12 "2007-01-02T15:01:46Z")
**Why does God Permit… Earning a living wage.** Because otherwise the faithful would have to mooch off unbelievers all the time, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/13 "2007-01-02T15:11:39Z")
\*\*You know what I hate?! Pit Bulls. Again and Again and Again… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/14 "2007-01-02T20:00:26Z")
**_giggle_ _snicker_ _snort_ What NOT to name your restaurant Malicious Castration** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/15 "2007-01-02T20:02:21Z")
\*\*Pit Bulls. Again and Again and Again… Is this a board rule? \*\* Yes, you have to Pit Bulls in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Blue-Sighted_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/16 "2007-01-02T20:08:55Z")
IMHO: **How do you manage your socks? Whirlwind Paris Tour** That’s a novel approach! ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/17 "2007-01-03T03:29:54Z")
Two triple plays in IMHO: **All right, fess up! Who’s black? Is it offensive for me to refer to black people as “brothers?” Does anyone actually object to “black”?** and **Help me name my new Mac Name my hamsters! Please name our new one-eyed kitten (PICS!!!)** ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/18 "2007-01-03T04:25:56Z")
This is almost too easy \*\*Why does God Permit… Market manipulation and corporate oligarchy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/19 "2007-01-03T05:09:58Z")
**10 most dangerous toys of all time Secret Santa 2006** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116/20 "2007-01-03T13:29:21Z")
\*\*Does anyone actually object to “black”? All right, fess up! Who’s black? \*\* I’ve been waiting for this combo to show up. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auld-lang-sequential-threads/386116.md?page=2)