# Aunt Flo Is Visiting

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aunt-flo-is-visiting/443946>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 4, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aunt-flo-is-visiting/443946 "2008-04-04T16:49:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aunt-flo-is-visiting/443946/61 "2008-04-05T04:32:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Second Star to the Right]  
I hate you as well.  
[/QUOTE]

Quiet, you. 😉

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**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aunt-flo-is-visiting/443946/62 "2008-04-05T10:14:33Z")

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I refer to it as “My ass is falling off.”

Because with the cramps I get, it really does feel as if my ass is sloooowly sliding down the backs of my legs and will soon ooze down to the floor to lie in a quivering pile.

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