# Auntie Em and SkipMagic's \*Magic Board!\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876 "2004-11-09T19:14:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/41 "2004-11-10T23:32:42Z")
Dang. We’re better off dead if we don’t know that one. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/42 "2004-11-10T23:55:44Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Dang. We’re better off dead if we don’t know that one. I’m just a regular John who wouldn’t bet that educated. ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/43 "2004-11-10T23:57:06Z")
I joined. I heard a rumor you were passing out ponies to new members. So, where’s my pony? 😃 (Actually, I’m hopped up on sinus medication so I _might_ have heard that rumor incorrectly…) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/44 "2004-11-10T23:59:32Z")
> [@Greywolf73](#): > > So, where’s my pony? [/SIZE] _Peony_. I hope you like flowers. You can put a saddle on it, but you’re just gonna look silly. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/45 "2004-11-11T20:40:22Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > _Peony_. I hope you like flowers. You can put a saddle on it, but you’re just gonna look silly. 😛 You sure it ain’t pansies? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/46 "2004-11-11T21:56:01Z")
I am number 81. Who is number 1? I AM NOT A NUMBER! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/47 "2004-11-11T22:52:38Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > You sure it ain’t pansies? > > 😛 Right next to my tulips for you, Bub. 😛 > [@Loach](#): > > Who is number 1? Just little ol’ me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/48 "2004-11-12T02:43:37Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I AM NOT A NUMBER! I am, it’s more fun that way. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/49 "2004-11-12T12:57:58Z")
> [@lel](#): > > I am, it’s more fun that way. 😃 I won’t let you in on what the soylent green is over on that board. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/50 "2004-11-13T01:46:31Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I am number 81. > Who is number 1? > > I AM NOT A NUMBER! I am number 69, and I refuse to apologize. Oh hell, it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. The other huge selling point for **Skip** and **auntie em** ’s place is that you can _actually edit your posts_. Not that it did me any good, but smarter people might like the ability to fix their typos. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/51 "2004-11-13T11:22:09Z")
> [@Exgineer](#): > > I am number 69, and I refuse to apologize. Oh hell, it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. > > The other huge selling point for **Skip** and **auntie em** ’s place is that you can _actually edit your posts_. For sixty glorious minutes after you post you are the Master of Your Domain. **Una** and her board, the **UnaBoard** were kind enough to give me that idea. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/52 "2004-11-13T18:01:51Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > I won’t let you in on what the soylent green is over on that board. And what makes you think I care, oh leader **Skip**? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/53 "2004-11-13T19:37:10Z")
> [@lel](#): > > And what makes you think I care, oh leader **Skip**? I dunno, **lel** , but if you could just follow me into this room over here, that’d be great. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/54 "2004-11-17T16:56:43Z")
Don’t go, lel! He has _stock_ in the Soylent Green corporation! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/55 "2004-11-17T18:40:24Z")
> [@TroubleAgain](#): > > Don’t go, lel! He has _stock_ in the Soylent Green corporation! Who ya gonna believe, **lel** : a person who _admits_ she’s trouble, or me, a happy, magical guy named “Skip”? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/56 "2004-11-17T18:57:47Z")
Okay, I joined. What’s this about ponies? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/57 "2004-11-17T19:23:08Z")
I bet nobody will figure out who I am over there. I picked a really different user name. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/58 "2004-11-17T19:38:40Z")
> [@AbbySthrnAccent](#): > > I bet nobody will figure out who I am over there. I picked a really different user name. [Kleishopper Dimaggio?](http://www.skipmagic.net/magicboard/index.php?showuser=103) That _is_ weird. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/59 "2004-11-17T19:55:32Z")
So much for incognito. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auntie-em-and-skipmagics-magic-board/273876/60 "2004-11-17T19:59:28Z")
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