# Australian bookmaker offers a great opportunity - what will Kim Jong Un accomplish next?

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 23, 2015, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/australian-bookmaker-offers-a-great-opportunity-what-will-kim-jong-un-accomplish-next/718348 "2015-04-23T10:42:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/australian-bookmaker-offers-a-great-opportunity-what-will-kim-jong-un-accomplish-next/718348/1 "2015-04-23T10:42:31Z")

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Further proof of Kim Jong Un’s entertainment value.

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> Kim Jong Un claims to have shot a 38-under par round in golf, invented the hamburger, never had a bowel movement, and most recently, climbed to the top of North Korea’s highest peak. This got us wondering, what’s next for the all-conquering leader?

[Kim Jong Un Specials](http://www.sportsbet.com.au/betting/novelty-bets/kim-jong-un-specials)

_Applies to the Next feat that Kim Jong Un achieves. Must be reported by Korean media. Bets void if he does not achieve any by 2017._

Highlights include:

Lead North Korea to victory in the World Cup $3  
Recite pi in its entirety $11  
Land on the moon $21  
Beat Floyd Mayweather in a title fight $34

Personally I like the $14 about him finding bigfoot.

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**Author:** ![lisiate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@lisiate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisiate)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/australian-bookmaker-offers-a-great-opportunity-what-will-kim-jong-un-accomplish-next/718348/2 "2015-04-23T21:16:05Z")

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Kim Jong Un has “never had a bowel movement”?

Wouldn’t that make him full of shit?

And I thought it was his Dad who broke the game of golf.

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**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/australian-bookmaker-offers-a-great-opportunity-what-will-kim-jong-un-accomplish-next/718348/3 "2015-04-24T20:11:57Z")

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> [@lisiate](#):
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> And I thought it was his Dad who broke the game of golf.

You just wait until we make North Korea part of Europe.

You’ll never win the Ryder Cup again…

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/australian-bookmaker-offers-a-great-opportunity-what-will-kim-jong-un-accomplish-next/718348/4 "2015-04-24T20:38:35Z")

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So Kim Jong Un is displacing Chuck Norris as The Fact King?

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**Author:** ![lisiate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@lisiate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisiate)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/australian-bookmaker-offers-a-great-opportunity-what-will-kim-jong-un-accomplish-next/718348/5 "2015-04-24T23:16:28Z")

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> [@mascaroni](#):
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> You just wait until we make North Korea part of Europe.
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> You’ll never win the Ryder Cup again…

I’m in a New Zealander, we started our [Korean golfer importation](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Ko)scheme a decade ago.