# Austrian doorknobs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/austrian-doorknobs/961328>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 19, 2022, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/austrian-doorknobs/961328 "2022-03-19T05:40:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/austrian-doorknobs/961328/1 "2022-03-19T05:40:54Z")

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Hey, somebody had to do it…

> **[Doorknobs with little angels, Austrian Parliament, Vienna, Austria](https://www.agefotostock.com/age/en/details-photo/doorknobs-with-little-angels-austrian-parliament-vienna-austria/IBK-4436575)**
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> Download and buy this stock image: Doorknobs with little angels, Austrian Parliament, Vienna, Austria - IBK-4436575 from agefotostock's photo library of over 110+ million high resolution stock photos, stock pictures, videos and stock vectors

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/austrian-doorknobs/961328/2 "2022-03-19T05:57:02Z")

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I literally have a sack of doorknobs out in my garage. They were in a paper bag, but it broke, so I put them in an old feed-sack.

I’m just waiting…

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/austrian-doorknobs/961328/3 "2022-03-19T06:12:48Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I literally have a sack of doorknobs out in my garage.

So you’re the reason heavy sack beatings are up 900%!

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/austrian-doorknobs/961328/4 "2022-03-21T21:30:31Z")

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Is this a riff on _Absolutely Fabulous_?