# Auto Fellatio - A guy at work said he can.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 11, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445 "2002-08-11T23:30:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@flapcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flapcats)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/1 "2002-08-11T23:30:33Z")
Allegedly a member of our staff can give himself a blow-job. Though I didn’t witness him saying so.
A week ago the rumour was ‘Someone in the studio can…’ but now I know who it is I wish I didn’t.
Since no-one has approached him directly to confirm or deny the rumour, I ask:
1 How likely is it that this person can give himself head?
2 Is there a ‘1% can, 99% try’ or similar statistic?
3 Most importantly, is it something you can train yourself to do - or is the only ingredient raw talent?
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### Author:  [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/2 "2002-08-12T00:07:46Z")
Auto fellatio? What kind of person gives head to a car?
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### Author:  [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/3 "2002-08-12T00:11:12Z")
A curious doper might type “auto fellatio” in Google and see what kind of sites come up.
Your question might be answered. Your appetite for dinner might be curbed.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/4 "2002-08-12T00:11:46Z")
For the love of God, no links in this thread.
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### Author:  [@dragongirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragongirl)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/5 "2002-08-12T00:20:03Z")
posted by **Coldfire**
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> For the love of God, no links in this thread.
For some reason that made me laugh.
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### Author:  [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/6 "2002-08-12T00:21:09Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*
> \*\*For the love of God, no links in this thread. \*\*
I agree. If someone is really that curious about this sort of thing…they can find it easily enough on their own.
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### Author:  [@ezra\_brooks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ezra_brooks)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/7 "2002-08-12T00:30:18Z")
If he can, why does he leave home?
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### Author:  [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/8 "2002-08-12T00:34:41Z")
Quick answer: Yes.
A guy at a party did it as a “party trick” for a group of ladies. He then walked into the bedroom with 2 of them. (Not that he needs them I guess)
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/9 "2002-08-12T00:37:50Z")
Huh.
Well, it’s a change from the everpresent Darjeeling and cucumber sandwiches alright.
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### Author:  [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/10 "2002-08-12T00:48:13Z")
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> \*Originally posted by cykrider \*
> \*\*Quick answer: Yes.
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> A guy at a party did it as a “party trick” for a group of ladies. He then walked into the bedroom with 2 of them. (Not that he needs them I guess) \*\*
Thinking of a delicate way to pose this…
Why would a straight male (and not presuming the guy you know is) want to do this? The general reaction I’ve seen is along the lines of “because he can.” But I think that’s silly - even if I was that pliable, I wouldn’t want to do that. Maybe it’s just me.
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### Author:  [@Pink\_Lemonade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pink_Lemonade)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/11 "2002-08-12T00:58:18Z")
I think the kinsey’s reports said that something like 3% of males succeed in self fellatio but i forget how many try ( if i spelled that wrong i apologize)
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### Author:  [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/12 "2002-08-12T01:22:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Mudshark \*
> Auto fellatio? What kind of person gives head to a car?
Surely you’ve heard the expression: “She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.”
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/13 "2002-08-12T01:24:37Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*
> \*\*For the love of God, no links in this thread. \*\*
I was thinking the exact thing when I read the OP.:eek:
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### Author:  [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/14 "2002-08-12T01:39:35Z")
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> \*Originally posted by flapcats \*
> \*\*3 Most importantly, is it something you can train yourself to do - or is the only ingredient raw talent? \*\*
in my, um, experience, it’s really been a matter of a very flexible back and … er … how do you say this politely … um, “magnitude”
- OK, where’s that damned “blushing smilie” when you need him?
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### Author:  [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/15 "2002-08-12T01:40:48Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Billdo \*
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> Surely you’ve heard the expression: “She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.” \*\*
…and the one that goes “she (he) could ‘suck-start’ a harley” :eek:
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/16 "2002-08-12T02:26:50Z")
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> Why would a straight male (and not presuming the guy you know is) want to do this?
That’s silly. Straight guys jerk themselves off, but they won’t jerk off other men (after adolescence that is).
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### Author:  [@AmbushBug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmbushBug)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/17 "2002-08-12T02:31:36Z")
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> \*Originally posted by flapcats \*
> \*\*Allegedly a member of our staff can give himself a blow-job. \*\*
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> \*Originally posted by TVGuy \*
> **"magnitude"**
Therefore, that member of your staff, must have a staff for a member.
-AmbushBug
[sub]raising the tone of the board since 1969[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/18 "2002-08-12T02:41:58Z")
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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*
> \*\* even if I was that pliable, I wouldn’t want to do that. \*\*
\*\*The reports were reliable.
He was just that pliable.
His length was undeniable.
His position was unassailable,
He is clearly self-impaleable.
However-being married- he was unavailable.\*\*
😃
Cartooniverse
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### Author:  [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/19 "2002-08-12T03:26:01Z")
Your office wouldn’t happen to be in **Nantuckette** would it?
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### Author:  [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/20 "2002-08-12T04:01:59Z")
From the late, great, Bill Hicks:
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> A woman one night yelled out, “Yeah, you ever try it?” I said, yeah. Almost broke my back. It’s that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it’s that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer. Yeah, now all the guys are going, “Honey, I have no idea what he’s talking about. I think he’s a devil-child.” That may be true, but guys, yyyyyou know what I’m talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight, guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you’d be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.
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