# Auto Fellatio - A guy at work said he can. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445 "2002-08-11T23:30:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/81 "2018-10-09T17:04:53Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I used to be able to do it when I was a skinny gymnast just to see if I could. It is just a novelty and doesn’t feel like much. It is like trying to tickle yourself. It doesn’t work that well even if you can pull it off. . . . I wish I could get the same effect myself but it doesn’t work that way. That was not my experience. I found autofelatio to be the greatest thing since sliced bread. (I can’t quite come up with a closing joke here) ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/82 "2018-10-09T17:25:21Z")
> [@flapcats](#): > > Allegedly a member of our staff can give himself a blow-job. Though I didn’t witness him saying so. > > A week ago the rumour was ‘Someone in the studio can…’ but now I know who it is I wish I didn’t. > > Since no-one has approached him directly to confirm or deny the rumour, I ask: > > 1 How likely is it that this person can give himself head? > > 2 Is there a ‘1% can, 99% try’ or similar statistic? > > 3 Most importantly, is it something you can train yourself to do - or is the only ingredient raw talent? 😃 Men lie about their dicks:p:D The magic penis is a lie.:eek::D:D ---
**Author:** ![contradancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@contradancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/contradancer)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/83 "2018-10-09T19:01:41Z")
I can’t explain why. It just makes me feel icky and queasy in the pit of my stomach. Objectively, there isn’t anything wrong with it I suppose. I guess if you really feel okay about it, then go ahead. But don’t make someone watch unless they are okay with it because it’s not easily removed from your brain. By the way, I am another generation. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/84 "2018-10-09T19:12:15Z")
> [@E-DUB](#): > > I saw Ron Jeremy do it in a movie once. (They won’t let him back in now.) Ron mentions this in his autobiography. He said he used to be able to do it before he got fat. Then he says he guesses he likes sandwiches more than blowing himself. ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/85 "2018-10-09T19:50:16Z")
> [@contradancer](#): > > I can’t explain why. It just makes me feel icky and queasy in the pit of my stomach. Objectively, there isn’t anything wrong with it I suppose. I guess if you really feel okay about it, then go ahead. But don’t make someone watch unless they are okay with it because it’s not easily removed from your brain. By the way, I am another generation. :eek:Make someone watch?!?!:eek: When did that come up?:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/86 "2018-10-09T19:53:40Z")
I’m still waiting for the “puke” emoji that I’ve requested here. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/87 "2018-10-09T20:14:58Z")
Why does the band Tool pop into my head when thinking about this? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/88 "2018-10-09T20:16:03Z")
> [@Uncommon\_Sense](#): > > Why does the band Tool pop into my head when thinking about this? “…Tool pop into my head” indeed. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/89 "2018-10-09T20:37:01Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > … It is like trying to tickle yourself… This is exactly how my husband describes it. And at 53, he’s still thin enough to do it. And his height is also a factor. It’s like bending a thin branch into a circle. If it’s too thick or too short, it’ll just break. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/90 "2018-10-09T21:37:47Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > This is exactly how my husband describes it. And at 53, he’s still thin enough to do it. > > And his height is also a factor. It’s like bending a thin branch into a circle. If it’s too thick or too short, it’ll just break. Am I a bad person for thinking of those dreadful commercials about Peyronie’s Syndrome that are airing on family television right now? This, and ED, are things that people do eventually need to know about - but not as young children. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/91 "2018-10-10T01:11:24Z")
Having my dick in someone’s mouth is good. Having a dick in my mouth is bad\*. Having my dick in my mouth would be… confusing. \*In fairness I’ve never tried, it just seems like something I wouldn’t like. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445/92 "2018-10-10T01:49:20Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > That was not my experience. I found autofelatio to be the greatest thing since sliced bread. (I can’t quite come up with a closing joke here) Sausage sandwich! BTW, what’s the difference between a corned beef sandwich & a blow job? Want to have lunch tomorrow? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-a-guy-at-work-said-he-can/123445.md?page=4)