# Auto-Fellatio: Physiologically Possible or Not? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [August 19, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952 "2009-08-19T14:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/1 "2009-08-19T14:23:24Z")
Setting aside notions of surgery to remove bones (heh) in order to facilitate the process (and urban legends about rock stars who have done same), is it physiologically possible for an adult male to suck his own dick? Assume it’s done through totally natural means (such as years of yoga or something). ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Captain\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/2 "2009-08-19T14:26:54Z")
A simple Google image search can solve that conundrum. Or, if you’d rather not see yourself, the answer is yes. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/3 "2009-08-19T14:41:29Z")
Yes it is possible. You just need to be skinny, fit, flexible, and/or have a long dick. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/4 "2009-08-19T14:42:11Z")
You could also watch [_Shortbus_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/). ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/5 "2009-08-19T14:44:59Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Yes it is possible. You just need to be skinny, fit, flexible, and/or have a long dick. Ron Jeremy has done it to himself, on film. He only meets the last of the above requirements. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/6 "2009-08-19T14:56:37Z")
I should add that it is not nearly as fun as it sounds just like tickling yourself doesn’t work as well as someone else tickling you. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/7 "2009-08-19T15:13:39Z")
I have heard it is very common on Nantucket. ---
**Author:** ![Wheeljack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@Wheeljack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheeljack)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/8 "2009-08-19T15:14:51Z")
It can be done. But I wouldn’t know, because I’ve always had this beer belly. Yup. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/9 "2009-08-19T15:39:23Z")
My cousin broke his back attempting it. He died. The funeral was terrible! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/10 "2009-08-19T15:43:07Z")
Yes, and it’s a minor plot point in the Larry David movie _Sour Grapes_ (which is like _Seinfeld_, but with more sex and less humor). ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/11 "2009-08-19T16:00:28Z")
I tried auto fellatio and all I got was carbon monoxide poisoning and tailpipe burns. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/12 "2009-08-19T16:03:11Z")
Auto fellatio? All you need is a willing young lady and a car. Try to park where you won’t be rear-ended. Edit: damn! Kayaker beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![cgg419](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cgg419/32/2847_2.png) [@cgg419](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cgg419)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/13 "2009-08-19T16:04:12Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Ron Jeremy has done it to himself, on film. He only meets the last of the above requirements. 😃 > [@Wheeljack](#): > > It can be done. But I wouldn’t know, because I’ve always had this beer belly. According to Joe Rogan, he asked Ron whether he could still do that and he replied “Nope, gut got in the way” After that Joe made a great point…its gotta be overrated, cause if you do it, but SANDWICHES were better…:smack: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/14 "2009-08-19T16:15:22Z")
> [@cgg419](#): > > After that Joe made a great point…its gotta be overrated, cause if you do it, but SANDWICHES were better…:smack: 😃 Do I want to know what a butt sandwich is? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Captain\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/15 "2009-08-19T16:20:59Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I should add that it is not nearly as fun as it sounds just like tickling yourself doesn’t work as well as someone else tickling you. Should we interpret this as a statement of admission? ---
**Author:** ![cgg419](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cgg419/32/2847_2.png) [@cgg419](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cgg419)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/16 "2009-08-19T17:07:36Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Do I want to know what a butt sandwich is? Nobody ever asks that question without regretting it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/17 "2009-08-19T17:08:23Z")
> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > Auto fellatio? All you need is a willing young lady and a car. Try to park where you won’t be rear-ended. You mean like, so it won’t get “bitten off in a Buick”? (viz. John Lithgow character in _The World According to Garp_) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/18 "2009-08-19T17:16:23Z")
> [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](#): > > You could also watch [_Shortbus_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/). Yeah, that’s what I was coming in here to say. And that guy had a boyfriend and still… ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/19 "2009-08-19T17:18:18Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > You mean like, so it won’t get “bitten off in a Buick”? > (viz. John Lithgow character in _The World According to Garp_) Exactly! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952/20 "2009-08-19T17:28:06Z")
There are rumors about former pro wrestler Leaping Lanny Poffo being able to do this trick. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auto-fellatio-physiologically-possible-or-not/506952.md?page=2)