# Automobile names with a twist **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 17, 2022, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946 "2022-04-17T10:32:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946/1 "2022-04-17T10:32:59Z")
While driving alone years ago, I saw a Ford Probe in front of me. Of course, my sophomoric brain inserted the word “anal” in between the make and model. Pleased with my own cleverness, I soon found that many car names became more interesting with “anal” insertion. Here are some to start the ball rolling. Ford Anal Explorer Volkswagen Anal Bug Dodge Anal Ram ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946/2 "2022-04-17T22:56:34Z")
> [@Skunkdog](#): > > Ford Anal Explorer > Volkswagen Anal Bug > Dodge Anal Ram Chevrolet Anal Impala (impaler) Does it have to be ‘anal’, or can we insert any appropriate word in between make and model? If that’s the case, here’s another submission: [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COBAmhZWIAAIcCj.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COBAmhZWIAAIcCj.jpg) Check the license plate, and you’ll see that it’s a … Nissan Sugar Cube. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946/3 "2022-04-18T15:01:11Z")
> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > Does it have to be ‘anal’, or can we insert any appropriate word in between make and model? I guess that depends on whether you’re going to be anal about it. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946/4 "2022-04-18T15:48:09Z")
Anal Vibe ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946/5 "2022-04-18T16:25:38Z")
> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > can we insert any appropriate word in between make and model? Analot we can do about it if you do. ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946/6 "2022-07-08T16:33:11Z")
Looking forward to the GMC Anal Hummer. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946/7 "2022-07-08T17:35:18Z")
This is fun. (Buick) Anal Rendezvous (Chevrolet) Anal Avalanche (Chrysler) Anal Prowler (Dodge) Anal Avenger (Ford) Anal Ranger (Honda) Anal Odyssey (Jeep) Anal Scrambler (Kia) Anal Carnival ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946/8 "2022-07-08T18:13:17Z")
The Nissan Anal Maxima. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946/9 "2022-07-08T20:52:47Z")
Ford Anal Fiesta ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/automobile-names-with-a-twist/962946/10 "2022-07-09T04:30:40Z")
I am anticipating the Toyota Anal Itch coming out next Fall.