# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/1 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")

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New season, new sequential threads thread.

**Does America Really Need…  
screaming kids - really?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/2 "2011-09-25T21:54:18Z")

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**Does America Really Need…  
Vancouver or Victoria?**

Nah, not really. Let Canada keep them.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/3 "2011-09-25T22:45:26Z")

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\*\* $30 for a pizza…are you frackin serious?  
Obama’s “Buffet law”\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/4 "2011-09-26T17:47:45Z")

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\*\*For what occasions/events would you get all dressed up?  
screaming kids - really?  
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Really! Putting on a cummerbund really calms them down.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/5 "2011-09-27T02:33:05Z")

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**"Atheist on an airplane" joke  
Boeing 787 finally delivered**

Oh, come on. I’m sure it’s perfectly safe!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/6 "2011-09-27T02:53:35Z")

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**BASE Jump off Everest, anyone?   
Stupid directions from Google Maps.**

Remember kids, don’t blindly follow directions! (Without a parachute, anyway.)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/7 "2011-09-27T04:10:13Z")

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**Is this costume idea TOO tasteless?  
spontaneous human combustion**

Maybe not tasteless, but it could be a mite dangerous depending on how realistic you make it.

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/8 "2011-09-27T07:50:45Z")

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\*\*What Out Of Date Technology Did You Work  
Go to first new post Boeing 787 finally delivered \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/9 "2011-09-27T14:21:00Z")

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**Cat pictures!!!  
Cat can do yoga.**

It’s all part of their ninja training.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/10 "2011-09-27T14:48:57Z")

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**Do you/should you turn the map upside down when heading south?  
Canadians and left-turn lanes**

That could explain it.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/11 "2011-09-27T19:55:55Z")

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**What to wear to a Renaissance wedding if not a rennie costume  
I maced a guy, and kinda missed**

Yeah, carrying a mace (or morning star) is more a Medieval sort of style. In any case, a polite person does not strike another at a wedding with a deadly weapon. It’s Just Not Done.

**Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain?  
“We’re Alive,” the Zombie Podcast**

Kurt hates it, but his fans demanded his return. But how does he sing with that hole in his head?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/12 "2011-09-28T02:56:38Z")

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**a retail cashier who can’t hear or speak???  
Please transcribe this auido extract**

Hey, stop messing with the cashier and pay for your items already! This line is moving slow enough as it is.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/13 "2011-09-28T03:39:20Z")

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**Just posted on Facebook  
Out goes all those floppy disks**

I think I’m finally getting the hang of this Interweb computer thingy. And look–it even has a cupholder!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/14 "2011-09-28T04:03:34Z")

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\*\*Help me choose my next vacation spot.

#OccupyWallStreet  
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/15 "2011-09-28T10:24:39Z")

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\*\*What should I carve into my pumpkin?  
That T-mobile chick \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/16 "2011-09-28T12:29:35Z")

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\*\*Which candidate would make the worst president?  
Putin To Run Again  
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But at least we can all make fart jokes.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/17 "2011-09-28T13:55:33Z")

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\*\*Husbands, how do you cope…  
Celibacy or How Long Have YOU Gone Without?

Ask the Icebear (aka guy who visits brothels)  
The Twenty Dollar Trick. Have you used it? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/18 "2011-09-28T14:19:16Z")

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\*\* What’s the Longest You Went Without Having Sex?  
Help with an unruly 11 year old\*\*

That’s just sick. And illegal!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/19 "2011-09-28T15:31:49Z")

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**How to be sure I wasn’t lobotomized or had other brain surgery without my permission  
Excessive RAM = Higher risk of crash/BSOD’s??**

See, it was for your own good.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/20 "2011-09-28T22:01:34Z")

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\*\* Animals declare war on people. Can we win?

Cat pictures!!!

Funny Kitty Videos

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Evidently not.

They have CUTE on their side.

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