# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/181 "2011-10-21T06:18:07Z")
\*\* Do you want fries with that? (McDonald’s employee beats customers) "Every now and then you come across somebody you shouldn’t have F\ ***ed with"** Mmm hmm. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/182 "2011-10-21T09:23:49Z")
**At least 50 dogs abandoned in the Everglades since July A Job Well Done** Not a dog person, are you? **Would my pets eat me? Kitty likes chicharrónes** I guess you’re safe, then. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/183 "2011-10-21T13:02:06Z")
**Would my pets eat me? The Dry Spell is Over! YES YES YES!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/184 "2011-10-21T14:30:27Z")
**So how do you like your eggs? HP Lovecraft** Boiled. In the ichor of the Old Ones. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/185 "2011-10-21T17:44:14Z")
\*\* “Dave’s Old Porn”: Dave Attell’s new show on Showtime Define Porn \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/186 "2011-10-22T04:51:22Z")
**I just bought a business suit for $19.47 This office building is swaying in the wind** …because it was also built for $19.47. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/187 "2011-10-22T07:19:56Z")
**Left Behind on Oct 21? A letter to a lost love** My beloved, now that you’ve been ruptured away from me it will be hell on Earth. I mean, it will be hell on Earth anyway, but even more so now that you’re gone. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/188 "2011-10-22T16:31:26Z")
**Would my pets eat me? Las Vegas Zombie Walk Dopefest!** Zombie Pets Roam Las Vegas. Film at eleven. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/189 "2011-10-22T17:21:04Z")
**I’m going up for a demo/discovery flight What is WRONG With People??** Why are they all driving _cars?_ On the _ground?_ They’re completely mental! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/190 "2011-10-22T18:40:01Z")
**Sex Partners with Family Names Regional humor.** Uh-oh, here come the West Virginia jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/191 "2011-10-23T06:35:15Z")
OK, I’m cheating by going off-board. But I liked this juxtaposition of headlines on MSNBC: **German satellite falls to Earth; no word on whether it hit anything Bransons, space tourists anxious for maiden flight** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/192 "2011-10-23T15:12:27Z")
**Dogs and dewclaw growth question How Do You Dispose Of This Puppy?** When their dewclaws get too long, the landfill is your best option. **Really acute senses Macadamias made me puke** O.K., but when you fall unconscious at the sight of a pecan, I’d say you need therapy. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/193 "2011-10-23T21:48:40Z")
**In a libertarian society… Should the government seek equal prosperity?** Of course not. That’s not what libertarianism is about. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/194 "2011-10-24T00:45:54Z")
From the main forum page: **Is it wrong for 15-year olds to be sexually active? Can you really find girls like this in small towns and rural areas?** Yes. Just be active in Internet chat rooms, be willing to drive long distances and dress nicely for television. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/195 "2011-10-24T03:40:32Z")
**Cooking anything interesting? Greed** With avarice sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/196 "2011-10-24T07:28:25Z")
\*\* I think my daughter is going to get proposed to tonight… Taste of Kiss\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/197 "2011-10-24T14:32:22Z")
\*\* Serious problem with my 21 year old son, his WOW addiction, and his lack of education Kid keeps drawing on the wall \*\* Either you meant "21 month old son, or you have a very serious problem \*\* Do you guys like hipster girls like these? Is it wrong for 15-year olds to be sexually active? \*\* Sexually active 15 year old hipster? OH, YEAH! ---
**Author:** ![2\_Fat\_Cattle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/838e76/32.png) [@2\_Fat\_Cattle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_Fat_Cattle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/198 "2011-10-24T18:11:12Z")
**Comes the zombie apocalypse…what do you do? What do you do?** **Write me a funny epitaph** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/199 "2011-10-24T21:53:21Z")
**I think my daughter is going to get proposed to tonight… Isn’t it funny?** It’s hilarious, but they’re not going to like it if you stand around giggling. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/200 "2011-10-25T02:52:48Z")
**Did you ever put your dick in the crazy? Do dogs ever catch squirrels and the like?** Smug. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557.md?page=11)