# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/201 "2011-10-25T02:55:12Z")

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**How does Lindsay Lohan make a living?  
Simple question, Hairy Porn or Shaved Porn ?**

Maybe not any of those yet, but… I’m betting she’ll get there.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/202 "2011-10-25T03:34:34Z")

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**New Front Door Question  
Why are people such lying liars?**

Now _that’s_ how you handle Jehovah’s Witnesses.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/203 "2011-10-25T14:10:00Z")

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**Worst lies you’ve heard.  
The stories you tell!**

Ouch.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/204 "2011-10-25T14:59:23Z")

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**Worst lies you’ve heard.  
The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread**

What a bucket of propwash!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/205 "2011-10-25T16:36:32Z")

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**Does your cat quiver its tail?  
Advice Needed About Cat Dissections**

Wait, lemme see what it says about tail quivering in the manual.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/206 "2011-10-26T07:49:54Z")

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\*\* How excited about Christmas are you?  
When have you had too much on your plate?\*\*

Yeah, Christmas dinner usually goes that way…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/207 "2011-10-26T07:56:44Z")

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**Is it wrong for 15-year olds to be sexually active?  
In an ideal scenario, how frequently would you have sex?**

Every other day, but at my age, not with 15-year-olds. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/208 "2011-10-26T13:28:09Z")

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**Atheists: What would it take for you to believe?  
can teeth move overnight?**

Whoa, they were in a glass on the bedside table last night, now they’re on the dresser. I repent!! Sign me up, Jehovah!!!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/209 "2011-10-27T05:43:01Z")

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\*\*What’s the biggest conspiracy the U.S. government could cover up?  
Fire the Federal Governement!!! \*\*

But if they fire themselves how will they keep the lid on the conspiracy?!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/210 "2011-10-27T08:50:40Z")

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**The worst, most bizarre presidential campaign ad EVER!  
Most bizarre ad? No. Most AWESOME  
The most bizarre campaign ad EVER!**

Get back to us when you reach a consensus.

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/211 "2011-10-27T08:55:26Z")

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**Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Niños Robados - The Stolen Children of Spain**

Nope, not Republican. Falangist.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/212 "2011-10-27T12:57:36Z")

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**Classist Wall Street occupiers refuse to share food, bridge gaps with marginalized homeless  
Tell me about your favorite deli food. (We’re doing it!)**

Get back, wino. This corned beef is for the proletariat!

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/213 "2011-10-27T13:20:44Z")

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New posts:

\*\*How does Lindsay Lohan make a living?  
Lather, rinse … repeat? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/214 "2011-10-27T13:40:53Z")

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**Guys, would you get circumsized in order to have sex?  
Would you get your son’s penis circumcised?**

Dude, at this point I’m so desperate that I’d get my granma and her dog circumcised.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/215 "2011-10-27T17:04:56Z")

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\*\*Ron Paul’s Plan  
Fire the Federal Governement!!!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/216 "2011-10-27T19:19:08Z")

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\*\*In an ideal scenario, how frequently would you have sex?  
Often: OFF-TEN or OFF-EN?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/217 "2011-10-27T20:16:13Z")

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**I’ve Been Diagnosed With Cirrhosis, Need Help, Is This a Scam?  
What’s the strangest/best thing you’ve ever duct taped?**

Don’t believe them - duct taping your liver is a scam! On the other hand, WD40 works great.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/218 "2011-10-27T21:39:57Z")

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**Would military geniuses of the past do well today?  
Stolen Valor Act ruled unconstitutional**

In that case, I should definitely receive my own command. Look, here’s the medal I got for repelling the Germans at Stalingrad.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/219 "2011-10-27T23:03:23Z")

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\*\* Thoughts on mail order brides?  
Can you top these creepy dolls?\*\*

No, even if they’re creepy, at most you can only send them back to the supplier.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/220 "2011-10-28T12:54:54Z")

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**You call _this_ disabled-accessible?  
Shhhh…Don’t jinx this**

Yeah, if you reveal the booby-trap, we’ll miss out on all the fun.

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