# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/221 "2011-10-28T13:11:15Z")
**Why do dogs spin around before they defecate? What were these “side dishes” I was served at a Korean restaurant?** Believe me, you do **not** want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/222 "2011-10-28T18:21:36Z")
\*\*Why are men falling behind? Space expands, why not here? \*\* You heard it here first: men are falling behind because of dark energy. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/223 "2011-10-28T20:06:35Z")
**You’ve got 4 weeks to live… How excited about Christmas are you?** Man, that’s harsh! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/224 "2011-10-29T02:36:20Z")
**Convince me to give you the power to teleport? Poll: How excited about Christmas are you?** I’m _very_ excited. But they won’t let me into Best Buy anymore. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/225 "2011-10-29T06:00:50Z")
**Can someone help me get started meditating? New Front Door Question** What is the sound of a front door closing if it isn’t in a door frame? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/226 "2011-10-29T09:41:50Z")
**In a libertarian society… "The rich have no right to money as long as the poor are starving."** Sounds like someone failed Libertarianism 101. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/227 "2011-10-29T15:51:06Z")
**Could a severed human head be kept alive? How Safe Is Driving In Mexico** If you watch out for the severed head-drivers drifting over the center line, it’s pretty safe. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/228 "2011-10-29T20:11:42Z")
**Common English phrases that, when you really think about it, don’t make sense Hemicorporectomy Cut in Half to Live** I hear people saying this all the time, but I don’t have a clue what it means. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/229 "2011-10-29T20:17:28Z")
**Florida Highway Patrol busts Miami Cop Car for Speeding "Every now and then you come across somebody you shouldn’t have F**\*ed with \*\* Don’t F\*\*\* with the Florida Highway Patrol! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/230 "2011-10-29T20:33:44Z")
**The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread The stories you tell!** We call it ‘hangar flying’. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/231 "2011-10-29T23:12:13Z")
**Do you ever wish you were the opposite gender? Straight guy with a Lesbian Buddy** OK, hang on, just let me think - I’m straight, and the she… YES! ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/232 "2011-10-30T02:02:50Z")
**Tell Me a Joke And THIS is why you don’t bring your dog to the stadium!** Good start, but we want the full joke, not just the punchline. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/233 "2011-10-30T03:41:51Z")
**How do I initiate a divorce as painless and as cheaply as possible? (Rambling marital problems) Straight guy with a Lesbian Buddy** Yeah, I can see how that wouldn’t make for a good marriage. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/234 "2011-10-30T06:38:11Z")
**Is it too early to say Google+ is a failure? Google jumps the shark** Guess not. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/235 "2011-10-30T15:01:27Z")
\*\*Female SF Author who features a Midget? “The Little Women Letters” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/236 "2011-10-30T15:42:22Z")
**What would be your teleportation list? Custom bobbleheads?** I admit it, I’ve been teleporting Herman Cain bobbleheads over to the Mitt Romney campaign. Freaks them right out, it does. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/237 "2011-10-30T15:52:38Z")
**Should I be worried about this voicemail? Parenting conundrum** Kids leaving you death threats again? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/238 "2011-10-30T18:35:04Z")
**How come it’s not why? Don’t know how to feel about this cop’s question…** Cop was baked. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/239 "2011-10-30T21:01:42Z")
**Homeless dog survives gas chamber at shelter; Idiots step forward to adopt him and ONLY him Stupid dog tricks** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/240 "2011-10-30T22:03:16Z")
**In a libertarian society… Would you be weirded out if a boy joined your daughter’s Girl Scout troop?** Well, if he doesn’t use coercion or fraud to do so, and the people concerned all consent, I don’t see that it would be anybody else’s business. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557.md?page=13)