# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/241 "2011-10-30T22:09:06Z")

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**What brought you to the Straight Dope?  
Pills**

Yes, in the old days the Dope was so desperate for members, if you signed up you got a free bottle of pills from Ed Zotti’s medicine cabinet.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/242 "2011-10-31T06:45:19Z")

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**Where’s our immortal soul when we sleep?  
In a libertarian society…**

Really? I wouldn’t have guessed that.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/243 "2011-10-31T12:08:00Z")

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**Hemicorporectomy Cut in Half to Live  
Am I in the Decrepit Demographic? Or, These Ads Must Stop**

You have a problem with the half off sale?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/244 "2011-10-31T13:24:48Z")

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**God’s omniscience  
Omni-benevolent, Omnipotent, and Omniscient**

Looks silly driving that beat-up Omni though.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/245 "2011-10-31T16:06:27Z")

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Just now in MPSIMS:

\*\*What to do in Tokyo in November?  
Pills  
\*\*  
Yeah, pretty much.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/246 "2011-10-31T16:40:03Z")

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\*\* Which TV husband or wife would you most NOT want for your spouse.  
Doug Hutchison, 51, marries 16 year old “country singer”  
\*\*

That puts him on my list.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/247 "2011-10-31T16:44:12Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Just now in MPSIMS:
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> \*\*What to do in Tokyo in November?  
> Pills  
> \*\*  
> Yeah, pretty much.

_shakes fist_  
_slinks out of thread, beaten to the punch yet again_

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/248 "2011-10-31T17:06:22Z")

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**You’ve got 4 weeks to live…  
Are you handing out candy this Halloween?**

Screw the little bastards. I’m eating it all myself.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/249 "2011-10-31T19:17:09Z")

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**You have $50 billion; what spiteful thing would you do?  
7 Billion…**

OK, 7 billion, whatever, what would… :dubious: hang on, what have you done with the other 43?

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/250 "2011-10-31T19:17:16Z")

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\*\*One of the top 5 nicest things anyone’s ever done for me  
Tell Me a Joke \*\*

Jokes are nice, sure, but… Top 5? I dunno.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/251 "2011-11-01T00:23:33Z")

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**What does English sound like to foreigners?  
song lyrics**

Yeah, mostly.

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**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/252 "2011-11-01T01:17:42Z")

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\*\* A vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie …

Fire the Federal Governement!!!\*\*

Man, I knew those monsters were powerful, but not **that** powerful!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/253 "2011-11-01T04:02:32Z")

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**October weight loss thread  
First World Problems**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/254 "2011-11-01T13:28:23Z")

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\*\*Which rock acts can claim to have been the biggest in the world?  
Is Mick Jagger known for his moves? \*\*

Yes, and he can claim to be part of a big rock act.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/255 "2011-11-01T14:20:13Z")

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\*\*Poll: Are you handing out candy this Halloween?  
Discussion of white “privilege” [kinda’long] \*\*

Sorry, I only give Necco wafers to the white children. You’ll have to settle for 3 full-size Musketeers bars.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/256 "2011-11-01T14:59:18Z")

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\*\*Hydorgen peroxide and potassium permanganate  
Inground Swimming Pools  
\*\*  
My favorite stuff to swim in!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/257 "2011-11-01T16:52:35Z")

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\*\*What’s up with the UPS “bus?”  
Rising temperature gauge-NEED ANSWER FAST  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/258 "2011-11-01T17:51:45Z")

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\*\*What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?  
Tell Me a Joke \*\*

What? Pick up lines are for losers - the chicks should be entertaining _me_.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/259 "2011-11-01T18:23:59Z")

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**You heard right: I gave away full-size 3 Musketeers bars on Halloween  
For Geezers Only**

Those whiny children can sock off.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/260 "2011-11-01T18:41:10Z")

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**What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?  
ESPN HD – Is Cablevision Screwing With Me?**

A time-honored pickup line.

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