# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/261 "2011-11-01T19:42:04Z")

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\*\*What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?  
I’ve got magical money! \*\*

Seems to work for me!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/262 "2011-11-01T21:11:19Z")

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\*\* Where Did This Scream Originate?  
African-Americans’ aversion to cold temps\*\*

My ears are still ringing from the time they inducted Al Sharpton into the Polar Bear Club.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/263 "2011-11-02T00:16:58Z")

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\*\*San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant- Ammonia Leak (Need Answers FAST!!!)  
Dirty Electricity  
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/264 "2011-11-02T03:33:44Z")

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**What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?  
Common English phrases that, when you really think about it, don’t make sense**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/265 "2011-11-02T13:17:13Z")

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\*\*Scheduled command System I  
What does the “i” stand for?  
\*\*  
Ummm, “One”?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/266 "2011-11-02T14:41:15Z")

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\*\*Need inexpensive date ideas for NYC - need answer fast  
Scaring Babies \*\*

Cheap AND fun.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/267 "2011-11-02T18:44:29Z")

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Separated by one, but it’s such a fabulous pickup line:

**What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?  
Wheatena, Anyone?**

“…Officer!!!”

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/268 "2011-11-03T03:06:42Z")

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**Do you make your house smell good? If so, how?  
Have you ever done "hard drugs?"**

Cause if you do, you need a way to hide the smell.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/269 "2011-11-03T03:45:16Z")

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**What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?  
Wanna know what you can’t do with a 10 foot pipe…**

…if you know what I mean? 😉

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/270 "2011-11-03T11:50:07Z")

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\*\*My first attempt at a satirical cartoon  
Adventures with Neti Pot (slightly TMI) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/271 "2011-11-03T14:35:52Z")

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**Need inexpensive date ideas for NYC - need answer fast  
Best Value Motel Chain ?**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/272 "2011-11-03T14:43:36Z")

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\*\*Adventures with Neti Pot (slightly TMI)  
“Walkin’ in an orgy wondeland!” \*\*

Only slightly?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/273 "2011-11-03T17:13:03Z")

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**Should a therapist contact you?  
Heart ripped out by daughter this morning**

Either a therapist or the Zombie Patrol - call _somebody_.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/274 "2011-11-03T17:22:28Z")

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\*\*Common English phrases that, when you really think about it, don’t make sense  
Screw the Bieber and Go to Jail. Priceless  
\*\*  
“Yeah, I had a little too much to drink last night and set fire to the bar. I guess I really Screwed the Bieber.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/275 "2011-11-03T18:03:28Z")

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\*\*If you believe you’ve been sexually harrassed…  
Why do people bathe naked?  
\*\*  
“Yeah, if you bathe naked, it’s YOUR FAULT!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/276 "2011-11-03T18:43:51Z")

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\*\*Environmental Correctness Gone Amok: What to do with a fallen tree?  
First World Problems  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/277 "2011-11-03T19:34:02Z")

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**Serious Problem in Bed, Please Help!  
pot smoking jews**

You need to turn the mattress.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/278 "2011-11-03T19:51:18Z")

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\*\* I’ll make you a burger, but it will have a fried egg on it. Will you eat it?  
What does “fried egg” mean?\*\*

Well, it’s…oh, the hell with it.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/279 "2011-11-03T19:55:29Z")

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**Did your parents hit you? And how did you turn out?  
Should a therapist contact you?**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/280 "2011-11-04T16:34:10Z")

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\*\*Notable Restaurant Names  
“Chicken Noogie” and “Ministroke” \*\*

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