# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/21 "2011-09-28T22:37:57Z")

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**AMA: Former Walt Disney World Character Performer  
Help me write a condolence note**

Dear AMA, I am sorry that you are no longer with the Walt Disney corporation…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/22 "2011-09-29T00:05:36Z")

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\*\*How can I screw my sister over(equal to what she’s done to me)

Ask the woman receiving transcranial magnetic stimulation for depression  
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/23 "2011-09-29T03:29:56Z")

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**Hospitalized with no insurance…a true story  
So, I was just in a motorcycle accident.**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/24 "2011-09-29T05:46:03Z")

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**Can we fill this mix tape? Funky soul food!  
Easily frozen and reheatable meals.**

Yeah, let’s get this…wait, what?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/25 "2011-09-29T12:57:39Z")

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\*\*For what occasions/events would you get all dressed up?  
spontaneous human combustion  
\*\*  
Don’t you think that Joe was dressed smokin’ hot last night?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/26 "2011-09-30T01:58:30Z")

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\*\*What’s the next major innovation in cell phone technology?

screaming kids - really?  
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Yes

Because the app comes with a MUTE button.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/27 "2011-09-30T05:27:56Z")

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**When the do not call list doesn’t work  
Know The British**

They’ll get those telemarketing bastards off your back.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/28 "2011-09-30T13:55:43Z")

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\*\* Funny Kitty Videos

Liquid nitrogen. Ouch!

Cat pictures!!!

Frank and Louie the Janus cat

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It’s _FUN_ to watch kittens play with liquid nitrogen!

…and I got nothin’ bad to say about Frank and Louis. It’s good to have picturexof them/him.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/29 "2011-09-30T14:08:56Z")

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\*\*Now that Ricky is out, what celebrities “everybody knows” are gay remain?  
Andy Rooney Says Goodbye To 60 Minutes This Sunday \*\*

ANDY ROONEY? DAMN!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/30 "2011-09-30T15:08:14Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> \*\*Now that Ricky is out, what celebrities “everybody knows” are gay remain?  
> Andy Rooney Says Goodbye To 60 Minutes This Sunday \*\*
> 
> ANDY ROONEY? DAMN!

“You know what I never understood, and that’s Lemon Parties. Why do they call it a lemon party, anyway? I don’t see any lemons there!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/31 "2011-09-30T18:34:04Z")

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\*\*How do you usually carry your cell phone?  
What’s your favorite spider?  
\*\*  
Not that funny, but I first misread this as “How do you usually carry your favorite spider”? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/32 "2011-09-30T19:02:27Z")

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\*\*Today’s Iron Stomach Lunch Challenge:  
Unbearable Cute Crib full of Panda Cubs \*\*

What’s black and white and delicious all over?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/33 "2011-09-30T20:18:41Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> \*\*Today’s Iron Stomach Lunch Challenge:  
> Unbearable Cute Crib full of Panda Cubs \*\*
> 
> What’s black and white and delicious all over?

A zebra? 😃

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/34 "2011-10-01T03:48:56Z")

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**"Twelve Children Held Hostage by Armed Congressmen"  
screaming kids - really?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/35 "2011-10-01T15:13:06Z")

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**Incest and animals  
Has this theological concept had adherents/ been given a name?**

Yes, Southern Baptists. Ow!!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/36 "2011-10-01T16:19:06Z")

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**Incest and animals  
Why not a players league?**

Pappa Dawg’s a playah!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/37 "2011-10-01T16:27:13Z")

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\*\*Husbands, how do you cope…  
Women, how do you cope…  
Weird situation: would you have stayed? \*\*

I’m leaving!

No, I’m leaving!

Why don’t we _both_ leave? Huh?

Screw that! I’m staying!

No, I’m staying!

…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/38 "2011-10-01T17:08:04Z")

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\*\*How do I get a kitten to bond with my wife?

Your dog bit my bf, it’s all cool I guess  
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/39 "2011-10-01T20:40:31Z")

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**When you die…  
Bizarre things that are perfectly legal**

It’s amazing what you can get away with when you’re dead!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/40 "2011-10-01T20:52:46Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> **When you die…  
> Bizarre things that are perfectly legal**
> 
> It’s amazing what you can get away with when you’re dead!

I hear there are lots of things to do in Denver.

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