# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/41 "2011-10-02T02:50:43Z")

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**My neighbors are naked  
50 unexplainable photos  
Did you ever have one of those friends?**

What, one of those friends who takes unexplainable pictures of your naked neighbours?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/42 "2011-10-02T04:31:39Z")

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\*\*Laptop shopping… what should I get?

screaming kids - really?  
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Yep. Surprising, but true.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/43 "2011-10-02T05:45:57Z")

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**Bizarre things that are perfectly legal  
screaming kids - really?**

There should be a law!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/44 "2011-10-02T14:20:56Z")

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**I woke up this morning punching the wall  
My Wife Is Beating Her Meat As I Write!  
My neighbors are naked  
Should I be pissed at the power company?**

A fault at the power company caused my neighbours’ electric heaters to go into overdrive, forcing them to strip and go outside or else roast in their homes. This has excited my wife, who is involved in a bit of labial lubrication and pudenda pounding. God, I hate being left out! I’m so mad I punched the wall!

Should I be pissed at the power company for causing all of this? Or is it just a typical day in Doperville?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/45 "2011-10-03T00:14:09Z")

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\*\* Women, how do you cope…

Stubbornness  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/46 "2011-10-03T00:17:04Z")

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\*\*Wedding gift for a conceited, materialistic blowhard?

screaming kids - really?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/47 "2011-10-03T02:29:56Z")

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**What would you have done in this pit bull situation?  
My neighbors are naked**

Hmm…naked neighbors…raging pit bull…I would’ve shot plenty of video too.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/48 "2011-10-03T02:42:43Z")

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**Straight Dope on Ruby Ridge and Waco?  
Jail or Jesus**

They chose…poorly.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/49 "2011-10-03T13:33:03Z")

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\*\*If You Had the Power to Abolish Freedom of Religion in America

Jail or Jesus  
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That’d be the result.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/50 "2011-10-03T17:01:23Z")

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\*\*Prohibition; new PBS Ken Burns Series  
Is there a decent pilsner out there? \*\*

Yes there is. But you have the know the right guy…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/51 "2011-10-03T17:23:52Z")

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\*\* My neighbors are naked  
Stuck in Schiphol Airport\*\*

Suddenly American airport security doesn’t look so bad.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/52 "2011-10-03T19:54:26Z")

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\*\*What’s up with the frowning ?  
Online Dating Sucks \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/53 "2011-10-03T20:56:48Z")

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**What do I need to know about buying (and then using) a chainsaw?  
Too many strollers!**

And so little time.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/54 "2011-10-03T23:00:04Z")

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\*\*It’s never a pit bull!  
New puppy! \*\*

Yeah … but is it a pit bull puppy?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/55 "2011-10-04T00:05:19Z")

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\*\*OH! Everybody in that town is into Beaver. Except the officials. Newslink

My neighbors are naked  
\*\*  
Say no more

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/56 "2011-10-04T02:58:03Z")

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**Siamese twins  
What did my cat do? (computer question)**

Well, when kitty searches ‘pussy’ and finds a blue-eyed beauty…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/57 "2011-10-04T12:43:36Z")

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\*\*Have Any of You Been to an Atheist Convention?

My neighbors are naked  
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Even atheists practice sky-clad these days.

\*\* When can I start calling myself a nonsmoker? Now would be nice.

I’ve created a language.

\*\*

The word for “me” is “nonsmoker”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/58 "2011-10-04T12:53:31Z")

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\*\*Who killed JFK?

Kennedy assassination question  
\*\*

Yes. Yes, it is.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/59 "2011-10-04T15:01:39Z")

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**What’s up with the frowning ?  
Flasher Picks Wrong Crowd**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/60 "2011-10-04T16:12:33Z")

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\*\*Juggling as art  
What do I need to know about buying (and then using) a chainsaw? \*\*

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