# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/61 "2011-10-04T18:19:24Z")
**We know a Nobel Prize winner! Obama Fried Chicken!** I rather doubt that’s likely to win a Nobel Prize. **What’s your supervillainy rampage? Really, Post Office? Don’t you think it’s time that YOU change?** Chiding the Post Office seems a bit… mild for a supervilliany rampage. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/62 "2011-10-04T20:01:11Z")
**Drinking out of cans Why are people scared of spiders?** Dunno, it’s just extra protein. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/63 "2011-10-04T20:14:08Z")
**How to End the Recession What if vertebrates had six limbs?** Right, a bit of genetic manipulation, and suddenly people are saying “Let’s head over to KFC for Double Wings Night!” Business booms, full employment etc. I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/64 "2011-10-04T20:35:39Z")
CNN’s front page: \*\*Stocks: Grappling with the bear Bear attacks couple in living room \*\* I bet Warren Buffett could have grappled it into submission. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/65 "2011-10-04T21:26:42Z")
\*\*My neighbors are naked Doppelgängers: Who are the famous people that you know? \*\* I don’t know any naked doppelgangers. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/66 "2011-10-05T06:57:57Z")
**Facebook Caught with Hand in Cookie Jar My neighbors are naked 50 unexplainable photos** ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/67 "2011-10-05T09:56:16Z")
\*\*New puppy! I can’t afford to keep my kitty. \*\* You should’ve thought about that in the pet shop! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/68 "2011-10-05T13:11:05Z")
**question to non-literal Christans regarding understanding the Bible Who killed JFK?** He was swallowed by a whale, but not literally. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/69 "2011-10-05T21:20:12Z")
From GD: **Refute Old Earth Creationism If You Had the Power to Abolish Freedom of Religion in America** “Old Earth Creationist? Off to the re-education camps with you!” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/70 "2011-10-05T21:29:57Z")
**How do I pluralize this phrase? Girl names that used to be boy names** It already is plural. Although I suppose you could make it “Girls names that used to be boys names” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/71 "2011-10-05T21:55:19Z")
\*\*Husbands, how do you cope… Ask the Icebear (aka guy who visits brothels) \*\* I think I know how the IceBear copes. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/72 "2011-10-06T00:55:38Z")
**A battle is raging between wife and cat We have puppies! You need one, right?** Yes, that’s just the distraction they need. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/73 "2011-10-06T02:03:15Z")
\*\*An 1830’s Style MMP Ask the old person \*\* I’ve been waiting for those two to come together. ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/74 "2011-10-06T07:13:12Z")
\*\*My neighbors are naked Trimming Hedges With An Electric Chainsaw - How Bad An Idea? \*\* Not very good. Just wait a while. Sooner or later they’ll go inside. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/75 "2011-10-06T10:21:44Z")
**Yet another Nobody-Got-My-Witty-Line thread My Wife Is Beating Her Meat As I Write!** Get it? Huh, huh, get it? No? Damn! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/76 "2011-10-06T12:51:03Z")
\*\*Question for homosexual men if Obama were gay as alleged, what would he have to lose confessing? Old people and exact change \*\* If you admit to being gay you lose your change? That’s what he campaigned on! \*\*10 down, 10 to go! Linux is 20 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/77 "2011-10-06T12:54:17Z")
\*\*Thinking about getting a dog. What do I need to know? Anyone here have a Great Dane? \*\* Start small. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/78 "2011-10-06T13:04:35Z")
\*\*Happy Birthday, Lee Harvey Oswald Who killed JFK? \*\* I visualize Marilyn Monroe singing and asking this. I shoulda waited. Now it’s: \*\*Kennedy assassination question Happy Birthday, Lee Harvey Oswald Who killed JFK? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/79 "2011-10-06T13:16:36Z")
\*\* Classic One-Liners Steve Jobs dies.\*\* That is cold (and so is Jobs). ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/80 "2011-10-06T13:25:54Z")
\*\* So who was born on October 5th, the most popular birth date in America? Steve Jobs dies. \*\* I said “born” dammit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557.md?page=5)