# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/81 "2011-10-06T14:21:39Z")

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\*\*My Wife Is Beating Her Meat As I Write!

Do you have a blog? What’s it about?  
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/82 "2011-10-06T15:45:37Z")

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**Pet rants anyone?  
A different sort of thread**

Geez, Louise! My cat never wakes me up! He doesn’t ask for attention until my feet hit the floor! He doesn’t meow until I get into the kitchen!\* When I’m working, he never walks on the computer! He shows affection whenever I want it, and leaves me alone when I want to be left alone!

And my dog? Always perfectly behaved! Never barks annoyingly, and he always defecates in places where no one will step in it!

Can you believe these freakin’ animals?  
\*Actually, that part is true of roomie’s cat.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/83 "2011-10-06T16:34:27Z")

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\*\*Poll: OMG it’s a POOL OF BLOOD!  
Husbands, how do you cope… \*\*

With a jug of Chlorox and my Shop-Vac, I’m prepared for any emergency that comes along.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/84 "2011-10-06T16:50:45Z")

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\*\*When to take our 3,5 year old son to a speech therapist?  
What is it about Yahoo comments?  
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You just explained a lot, actually.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/85 "2011-10-06T19:17:10Z")

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**Japan criminalizes paying protection and extortion money to organized crime.  
The Morality of Debt**

To hell with morality. Now you have to worry about the legality.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/86 "2011-10-06T21:38:57Z")

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**What is the worst cars, worst car ever sold in your country, and the worst car sold today?  
Anyone here have a Great Dane?**

They’ve got four on the floor, but seating capacity is limited and they take forever to go from 0 to 60.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/87 "2011-10-07T06:14:56Z")

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\*\*My husband wants me to use it.  
You don’t say \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/88 "2011-10-07T12:43:40Z")

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**The 2016 nominees will be…  
Cat up a Tree**

A short list, but a popular candidate

\*\*Italian cuisine is overrated  
Need salsa recipes \*\*

Gotta use those tomatoes somehow.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/89 "2011-10-07T12:50:11Z")

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\*\*Does eating Cannabis have any negative side-effects?  
Flying to the sun \*\*

“I’m melting!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/90 "2011-10-07T16:25:52Z")

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**Does eating Cannabis have any negative side-effects?  
Why did my Chinese television set have two power buttons?**

That’s no TV, it’s a microwave oven. No wonder your reception is so bad. Must be some really good shit you’re into…

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/91 "2011-10-07T20:05:55Z")

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**Question for homosexual men  
Is it my duty to set a friend straight (or am I being an asshole)?**

Well, what answer do you _expect_ a gay guy to give to _that_ question?!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/92 "2011-10-07T20:15:36Z")

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\*\*Terra Nova 10/3  
This new “Terra Nova” show is driving me nuts \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/93 "2011-10-07T21:59:51Z")

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\*\*“We Are Here” beacon for aliens  
Sweaters that don’t smell until you start to sweat \*\*

If the aliens are a super-race of Labrador Retrievers, they’ll hone right in on _that_ beacon.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/94 "2011-10-08T07:37:03Z")

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**Ever unintentionally offend someone?  
Help me make fun of Crystal Gail**

I don’t think you understand the word “unintentionally”.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/95 "2011-10-08T20:38:09Z")

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\*\* Anybody else here making wine?  
First attempt at breadmaking \*\*

Mmmm…homemade communion

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/96 "2011-10-08T21:17:03Z")

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\*\*Funny Kitty Videos

It’s never a pit bull!  
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Pit Bulls aren’t funny.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/97 "2011-10-08T21:53:37Z")

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**Tell us about a time you felt like an idiot.  
aloha~**

Um… We’re in Mexico. It’s ‘Guten Tag.’ :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/98 "2011-10-09T05:48:02Z")

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**When your mind wanders, where does it go?  
Canadians and left-turn lanes**

I daydream about those two things often.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/99 "2011-10-09T13:30:17Z")

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**Weird Vivid Dreams That Stays With You  
Is it too late to draft Mike Hunt for President?**

I dreamt Oprah’s minge became president.

**Mac users - why do you like so few choices?  
What does a French teen boy eat?**

Maybe he’d like a Royale with cheese. Or a Big Mac.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/100 "2011-10-09T15:22:44Z")

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These came from another board, but I got a laugh out of them:

```
0bama "TAX THE RICH! [348 new] 10:21am
SHUT UP, Obama! [80 new of 100]
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