# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/101 "2011-10-09T16:05:55Z")
**Any occupiers/99%ers here? It’s OK to smell.** Hey, it’s not our fault the Mitchum ran out. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/102 "2011-10-09T17:31:33Z")
\*\*Weird Vivid Dreams That Stays With You Men: tell me about getting a prostate biopsy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/103 "2011-10-09T23:25:57Z")
\*\*How are conspiracies possible? Destroy my solipsism \*\* Conspiracies aren’t possible for a solipsist ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/104 "2011-10-10T02:12:16Z")
**Aw Snap! We are crappy programmers! Someone stole our peppers!** And if you don’t get the bugs out, your eggplants is belong to us. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/105 "2011-10-10T11:53:36Z")
**What brought you to the Straight Dope? ‘Great’ people who were total A-holes** I would name them, but I’m too polite. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/106 "2011-10-10T12:27:09Z")
**Believers and sneezes Just do it, for christ’s sake!** If you’re a Christian. Or for Allah’s sake if you’re Muslim, or Yahweh’s sake if you’re Jewish. Anyway, you get the picture, so just sneeze already damn it! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/107 "2011-10-10T12:28:46Z")
**23 years! Ask the old person** That’s not really old. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/108 "2011-10-10T13:13:37Z")
**My dad doesn’t want me to have a 1970 Pontiac GTO Ask the old person** “Don’t come running to me, you little delinquent. You’ll just want to rev the engine and leave rubber all over the place. If you work hard, we’ll let you have a Buick LaCrosse.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/109 "2011-10-10T15:13:24Z")
\*\*What brought you to the Straight Dope? I’m morally deficient! \*\* \*\*Most hated idioms Classic One-Liners \*\* One Man’s Hate is a Another Man’s Classic ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/110 "2011-10-10T17:42:15Z")
**I do NOT want to donate to breast cancer! I’m morally deficient!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/111 "2011-10-10T17:54:36Z")
**Is it a good idea to hand out resumes in person? It’s OK to smell.** Uh, there’s e-mail for a reason, Buttercup. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/112 "2011-10-10T19:06:21Z")
\*\*What brought you to the Straight Dope? A mysterious light \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/113 "2011-10-10T21:01:51Z")
**What brought you to the Straight Dope? A job offer!** “We recently banned a couple of trolls, so we’ve got some openings. What are your views on circumcision?” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/114 "2011-10-10T21:14:43Z")
**Meet your mods The Slap** That’s for all you lousy decision making. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/115 "2011-10-10T22:18:15Z")
**Foot Cramps while walking What organ is this, and why does it hurt?** It’s your foot. Cramps are painful. Sit down for awhile. That’ll be $50. Remember, office hours are 9-5 every Monday. Wait, it’s after 6. Make that $75. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2011, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/116 "2011-10-11T03:37:59Z")
**Left Behind on Oct 21? A mysterious light** **A mysterious light Question on being blind** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/117 "2011-10-11T15:01:12Z")
\*\*The dumbest f@#$ing thing I’ve ever heard Tell us about a time you felt like an idiot. \*\* and \*\*Tell us about a time you felt like an idiot. Tell me stories about breaking into your own place that ended poorly \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/118 "2011-10-11T15:21:39Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*What brought you to the Straight Dope? > A mysterious light \*\* Paradise by the hard drive light! **I’m morally deficient! I’m taking the fire escape up to the roof** DON’T DO IT! YOU’VE GOT SO MUCH… oh, you’re morally deficient. Carry on then. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/119 "2011-10-11T16:15:40Z")
**How would you talk down a suicidal jumper? aloha~** OK, good start… but what if the jumper isn’t Hawaiian? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/120 "2011-10-11T18:18:18Z")
\*\*Thinking about getting a dog. What do I need to know? Ask the returned Peace Corps Volunteer \*\* Dogs are great - whether braised, boiled or poached. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557.md?page=7)