# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/121 "2011-10-11T19:17:51Z")
**How would you talk down a suicidal jumper? A job offer!** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/122 "2011-10-12T10:01:21Z")
**The dumbest f@#$ing thing I’ve ever heard Left Behind on Oct 21?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/123 "2011-10-12T12:31:10Z")
\*\* I Am New and I Am Special Why aren’t you part of a credit union?\*\* Ooo, that’s going to leave a mark. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/124 "2011-10-12T15:31:42Z")
\*\* Turning in Whitey Bulger I got accused of being a spammer!\*\* “I’ll tell you where to find Whitey for $799.95, plus I’ll throw in a 3-month supply of Viagra.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/125 "2011-10-13T05:44:47Z")
**Unable to orgasm during sex What’s wrong with my friend? (Mental condition…)** Your “friend”. Yeah, OK. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/126 "2011-10-13T12:36:54Z")
\*\*Can someone explain to me the shootings in the US? How recently did firearms trump the best archers? \*\* It’s easy to explain. They used firearms. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/127 "2011-10-13T12:39:26Z")
\*\*Can someone explain to me the shootings in the US? Unable to orgasm during sex \*\* Obviously the shootings more than one explanation. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/128 "2011-10-13T12:49:01Z")
\*\* The dumbest f@#$ing thing I’ve ever heard Bacon… In… Spaaaaaceeee…! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/129 "2011-10-13T13:18:48Z")
\*\*I’m morally deficient! what do you collect \*\* Porn, drugs, ‘sauce’, Thomas Kincade paintings… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/130 "2011-10-13T13:49:59Z")
\*\*Drunk driving hypothetical How do the blind walk in a straight line? \*\* If you’re driving while blind you’ve got some more problems, there. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/131 "2011-10-13T16:28:21Z")
\*\* What brought you to the Straight Dope? Classic One-Liners \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/132 "2011-10-13T16:56:22Z")
**New Kitten thread - pix to follow soon Wasn’t a great day, and then a dead kitten to cap it all off.** :eek: ☹ I don’t want to see _those_ kitten pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/133 "2011-10-13T18:58:03Z")
\*\* If the Red Sox Pitchers Had Been Jus ta LITTLE Better… Has there ever been a more dominant pro sports town than Boston of the last decade? \*\* but if they had been jus ta LITTLE Better… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/134 "2011-10-13T21:17:12Z")
**What would be a good strategy for American progressives? Joe the Plumber running for Congress** Yep. Give money to his primary campaign, even. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/135 "2011-10-13T22:51:24Z")
\*\*Suggest a new zoo animal! I Am New and I Am Special \*\* Well O.K., but you’ll have to share a cage with the lowland gorillas. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/136 "2011-10-14T05:43:33Z")
**I’m morally deficient! Why would you tell me that NOW?!** I don’t know. The time just feels right. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/137 "2011-10-14T11:36:29Z")
On the front page \*\*Can someone explain to me the… Nuclear Option Beyonce’s fake belly? \*\* We’ve had the shoe bomber and the underpants bomber, now it’s the Beyonce belly bomber. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/138 "2011-10-14T18:20:48Z")
\*\* Should Scientology be destroyed? Do scientists often admit they were wrong? \*\* Scientists, yes. Scientologists, never. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/139 "2011-10-14T19:35:34Z")
\*\*Is God ever a foreigner? Is he into me? The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread Poll: Atheist or Other? \*\* if God isn’t into you, you might as well be an atheist. ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/140 "2011-10-14T20:36:45Z")
**Why would you tell me that NOW?!** **Because the lady asked, A MMP** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557.md?page=8)