# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/141 "2011-10-14T23:04:50Z")

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**Poll: What Should The Age Of Consent Be?  
Tell me about how online pedophiles operate**

Well, some start Internet polls…

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/142 "2011-10-15T03:38:14Z")

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From Great Debates:  
**One good reason why you should Tip ?  
Secular Humanism**

“In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. So, for fuck’s sake, tip the waiter. It’s only a few bucks.”

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2011, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/143 "2011-10-15T07:32:11Z")

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**Tell me about powerless lawn mowers  
Unable to orgasm during sex**

Yeah, you really need a riding mower for something like that.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2011, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/144 "2011-10-15T12:03:43Z")

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**Could I sell bottled water as homeopathic medicine?  
Well poop. Think I broke my foot. WHIIIIINE.  
Experiences with Homeopathic HCG Weight Release**

Look, it’s all simple. Poor the water on your foot. It will heal the bone and help you lose weight.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/145 "2011-10-15T14:31:44Z")

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**What does a French teen boy eat?  
Do you guys like hipster girls like these?**

Ou-la-la! We are having zee hipster girl for dinner!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/146 "2011-10-15T18:46:19Z")

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**Suggest a new zoo animal!  
Women - Short skirts and dresses**

Something tells me it’s all happening at the zoo.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/147 "2011-10-16T01:10:41Z")

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\*\*Economics

What’s The Deal With Artificial Grass?

Economics

Economics

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It’s like my old real estate agent always told me – “Economics! Economics! Economics!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/148 "2011-10-16T03:10:04Z")

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\*\*If the human race had their emotions taken away  
How the f\*ck is this pronounced? \*\*

Hey, I think you missed one.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/149 "2011-10-16T18:29:01Z")

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\*\*Quadruple amputee gets double hand transplant  
Why would you tell me that NOW?! \*\*

So you’d stop bitching about your irritable bowel.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/150 "2011-10-16T21:03:06Z")

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**TV series casting of the soon to be famous  
Revenge (ABC TV Show)**

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/151 "2011-10-17T05:14:33Z")

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\*\*Diaper Changing on a table … in a lunch room.  
get your dogs dirty ass off the restaurant table! \*\*

I’m happy for you because you think your dog is your baby, but geez change that shit outside!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/152 "2011-10-17T05:57:08Z")

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\*\*Bizarre reasons you’ve called in “sick.”

i am a lazy typer…  
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/153 "2011-10-17T11:14:14Z")

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**Bizarre, vivid dreams  
3M accidentally invents force field? Has anyone else heard this one?**

No, can’t say that I have. What does that dream symbolize anyway?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/154 "2011-10-17T12:20:19Z")

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**I just taught my nephew to tie his shoes… he’s 12  
I’m going to hell now for sure**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/155 "2011-10-17T16:55:20Z")

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**It looks like our son has night terrors. Any advice?  
Do you shudder? Does your skin crawl?**

These corn mazes have got to be stopped!!!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/156 "2011-10-18T02:35:24Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> **Poll: What Should The Age Of Consent Be?  
> Tell me about how online pedophiles operate**
> 
> Well, some start Internet polls…

And they’re paired up again.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/157 "2011-10-18T12:27:59Z")

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\*\*Man lives off Roadkill for 30 years.  
Do you want fries with that? (McDonald’s employee beats customers) \*\*

McPossum!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/158 "2011-10-18T14:03:20Z")

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**How to kill fruit flies  
How The Hell Do You Burn Out TWO Blenders?**

So… what? You put a bit of banana in the blender and wait for enough flies to gather before hacking them to death with the spinning blades? It seems to me there are more efficient ways to kill fruit flies. And since they have so little mass, it might not be good for the blender.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/159 "2011-10-18T14:25:59Z")

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**Tile Sealing Question  
What Happens to Woodchucks?**

If you really want to keep them out, you’ll need to close off the doggie door.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/160 "2011-10-18T19:46:06Z")

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\*\* Played footsie with friends wife under table. What does it mean?  
Well poop. Think I broke my foot. WHIIIIINE.\*\*

I think it means that she’s not interested.

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