# Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557 "2011-09-25T15:45:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/161 "2011-10-18T21:43:39Z")

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**Can someone explain to me the shootings in the US?  
Secular Humanism**

See what happens when you turn away from God?

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/162 "2011-10-18T22:31:26Z")

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\*\*So, just how evil am I

I’m going to hell now for sure\*\*

well, someone had to do it.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/163 "2011-10-19T06:13:06Z")

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**Visiting the Netherlands in November. What should I do/see?  
Old Lady Snowblower**

I think you know what I’m talking about. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/164 "2011-10-19T07:38:24Z")

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**Lions and tigers and bears and twelve monkeys? Animals on the loose in Ohio.  
Man lives off Roadkill for 30 years.**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/165 "2011-10-19T08:07:52Z")

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**i am a lazy typer…  
FNG’s MMP**

Yeah, turning everything into an abbreviation is pretty lazy.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/166 "2011-10-19T12:10:24Z")

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\*\*Tell me about life without a thyroid  
iphone 4S just announced \*\*

Cool, now you can download a thyroid app.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/167 "2011-10-19T15:08:22Z")

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\*\* Well poop. Think I broke my foot. WHIIIIINE.  
Played footsie with friends wife under table. What does it mean? \*\*

It means God punished you with a broken foot.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/168 "2011-10-19T17:37:43Z")

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**Hospital Staff allowed to receive tips?  
Tell me about life without a thyroid**

For a measly five bucks? Go look it up on the Internet.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/169 "2011-10-19T19:51:46Z")

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\*\*Romney a dog abuser?  
get your dogs dirty ass off the restaurant table! \*\*

Sometimes, you can’t blame a guy for getting abusive.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/170 "2011-10-19T21:58:52Z")

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\*\*Question about virginity  
Are self-described personal attributes helpful in a cover letter?  
\*\*  
Let me guess, you’re interviewing with a lawyer on “strictly business”? I’ll be damned if anyone’s gonna get that reference ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/171 "2011-10-19T23:10:04Z")

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**What’s wrong with Ron Paul?  
Ron Paul’s Plan**

We have a winner.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/172 "2011-10-20T01:15:29Z")

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**When did band names start to get weird?  
Honey And Poop**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/173 "2011-10-20T04:14:43Z")

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**I’m going up for a demo/discovery flight  
My man’s got some balls.  
Pan Am games, and shameless bragging.**

So what if it’s my first lesson? I got yer Boeings right here! Pan-Am’s tail is _mine!_

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/174 "2011-10-20T06:42:16Z")

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From Cafe Society:

**Define Porn  
Memoirs?**

I guess that would depend on whose memoirs they were.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/175 "2011-10-20T13:06:21Z")

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\*\* Regional humor.  
So what is a hipster exactly?\*\*

It’s my uncle Clem wearin’ his lowrider overalls. Haw haw haw!!!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/176 "2011-10-20T13:38:04Z")

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**Gaddafi is dead, as Sirte falls to Libyan troops  
I’m going up for a demo/discovery flight**

Well, then… He doesn’t get a ride.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/177 "2011-10-20T17:43:48Z")

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**So, I’ve got this boy…  
I am going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams!**

Whatever it is, it’s illegal.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/178 "2011-10-20T20:06:46Z")

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\*\*Rescued kitten - advice?  
Kitty likes chicharrónes \*\*

Asked & answered.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/179 "2011-10-21T02:47:22Z")

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**The hazards of noise-blocking headphones  
Dragonfly wieners!**

I told them the pheromones weren’t necessary, but nooooo…

**Convince us you’re not responsible for the Zombie Apocalypse.  
I am going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams!**

Not exactly helping your case there, Spanky.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequenox-3-fall-into-sequential-threads/597557/180 "2011-10-21T03:01:22Z")

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**Here’s Something You’ve Never Heard Me Ask Before  
Would my pets eat me?**

**So, I’ve got this boy…  
My Christmas Shopping is Done**

Not sequential, or even two threads, but when I saw this thread title:  
\*\* My Husband Is Really Ill\*\*  
due to the font the front page is displayed in (YMMV), I read it as “My Husband Is Really 3 [Years Old]” - would be too much of a dick move to point it out in the thread though. (As penance, hugs and wellwishes to faithfool, we’re always here for you.)

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