# Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/1 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")
Since the other thread is getting a little long…
**John Edwards and mistress to marry when Edwards’s wife dies; Dave Matthews Band to perform
Celebrity news is for stupids**
Yep. Really don’t care about Edwards’s personal life.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/2 "2009-09-20T19:59:11Z")
From New Posts:
**Hippies
Where on your hips should men’s pants fit?**
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### Author:  [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/3 "2009-09-20T20:30:05Z")
\*\*advice on bringing new cat into household
Gimpy kitty needs new home
\*\*
Advice didn’t work? (Yeah, I posted those before but they still work.)
\*\*Ravel means unravel
Recommend a good men’s suit… \*\*
**Looking for a thread (need answer fast)
What the hell did you just do, you moron?**
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/4 "2009-09-20T21:34:15Z")
**You took a violent killer to the fair? Are you insane?
Will Someone. Please. Shut. That. Dog. UP!**
I think I might have a solution…
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### Author:  [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/5 "2009-09-20T21:36:55Z")
\*\*Transporting Cats
I’m watching The Hindenburg \*\*
_Noooooo_!
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/6 "2009-09-20T22:09:22Z")
\*\*I never thought I’d say this but…
Ravel means unravel \*\*
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/7 "2009-09-21T03:44:07Z")
**We’ve found an extrasolar planet with life on it. Now what?
Poll: Republican, Democrat, Conservative, or Liberal?**
Good question. Are they going to put us under [Martial](http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=martial) law, or give us universal health care?
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/8 "2009-09-21T14:12:11Z")
**How close are we to doing a head transplant?
Royal twins**
What, you want to swap heads?
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/9 "2009-09-21T17:53:18Z")
\*\*Incredibly slow 100m dash in first olympics – explain
Hippies \*\*
Yeah, they were all stoned.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/10 "2009-09-21T18:46:49Z")
\*\*Why the Hell are we still in Afghanistan?
The mindset of Creationists?
\*\*
Yeah, pretty much.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/11 "2009-09-21T19:11:18Z")
\*\*Whatcha Readin’ Sept 09 Edition
In praise of vintage Playboy Magazine
I never thought I’d say this but…
When do you realize you’re old?
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/12 "2009-09-21T20:15:36Z")
IMHO:
**I’m Gay. Do You Care?
What kind of shopper are you?**
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/13 "2009-09-21T23:40:49Z")
\*\*Do you like foreplay or the actual intercourse part of sex better?
Noise complaint from nieghbors?! What!?
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/14 "2009-09-22T03:43:22Z")
\*\*I never thought I’d say this but…
Need help, and fast. \*\*
It takes a big man to admit he needs help.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/15 "2009-09-22T13:34:54Z")
From the MB front page:
\*\*Why was Halo a great game?
Weapons Porn - Tasty, tasty weapons porn! \*\*
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/16 "2009-09-22T16:44:38Z")
\*\*Childhood summers at a Nudist camp
So how many partners is too many partners? \*\*
:eek:
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/17 "2009-09-22T20:13:34Z")
**When do you realize you’re old?
It’s “World-Wide Alzheimer’s Day” Today**
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/18 "2009-09-22T21:13:34Z")
**If You Saw Someone With Pants Unzipped…
Let’s talk about fisting!**
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/19 "2009-09-22T21:25:27Z")
From CNN’s Most Popular:
\*\*Mackenzie Phillips expected to drop bombshell
Multiple deaths reported at Illinois home \*\*
Well that’s what happens when you drop bombshells!
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### Author:  [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/20 "2009-09-22T21:43:59Z")
> [@Malacandra](#):
>
> **When do you realize you’re old?
> It’s “World-Wide Alzheimer’s Day” Today**
I made the thread! I made the thread! 🙂
**Twice!**
Q
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