# Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/181 "2009-10-13T03:29:19Z")
**Any good books on dealing with infidelity?** **Porn** I don’t think that’s quite what he was looking for. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/182 "2009-10-13T04:38:05Z")
**When college students write about abortion… I didn’t know that was actually illegal.** I know, it’s strange isn’t it. You can write about it before and after college, but not while you’re in college. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/183 "2009-10-13T12:32:05Z")
\*\*Finally! The DNC grows some balls. It Is Not -MY- Equipment That’s The Problem \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/184 "2009-10-13T12:50:17Z")
\*\*I was told my new pansies will come back next year… Do I tell my neighbor that his son’s teacher is gay? \*\* I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to use that term anymore… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/185 "2009-10-13T15:08:36Z")
\*\* You baby is too fat-Healthcare denied Welp, I’m-a be a daddy! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/186 "2009-10-13T15:13:12Z")
\*\* The thing that fascinates me… Barack Obama is the president of the United States! \*\* Continues to fascinate the hell outa me, too. ---
**Author:** ![born\_too\_late](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@born\_too\_late](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/born_too_late)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/187 "2009-10-13T19:29:46Z")
**Please help me solve an acoustic mystery** **Is hearing damage a problem for soldiers in a war zone?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/188 "2009-10-14T02:31:36Z")
\*\*Welp, I’m-a be a daddy! I didn’t know that was actually illegal. \*\* Being the Evil Socialist Antichrist that he is, naturally Obama outlawed fatherhood right off. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/189 "2009-10-14T02:50:47Z")
**What is the gross smelly orange stuff in my sink? Peach foam when canning** Of course! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/190 "2009-10-14T02:55:53Z")
**Finally! The DNC grows some balls. Gun toting soccer mom dead.** :eek: Too bold, too bold! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/191 "2009-10-14T03:28:05Z")
**I didn’t know that was actually illegal. Vasectomy reversals** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/192 "2009-10-14T03:37:56Z")
\*\*Elementary Kids Sing Obama Indoctrination Song Fuck The Saudis \*\* I take it that Obama’s not a fan of the Saudis? \*"Fuck the Saudis, fuck the Saudis, oh fuck the Saud-is for O-baaaa-maaaa!!"\* ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/193 "2009-10-14T03:56:10Z")
\*\*What makes a douchebag? Athlete’s foot\*\* Is it that simple? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/194 "2009-10-14T06:37:39Z")
**I guess we’re buying a house I didn’t know that was actually illegal.** I guess that explains the collapse of the housing market. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/195 "2009-10-14T08:22:48Z")
**Have you or anyone you know ever experienced a porn movie scenario? Has anyone here ever made an app for the iPhone?** Ah, the “Dear Penthouse” app. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/196 "2009-10-14T11:54:42Z")
\*\* A question for organ donors. Have you taken your GMAT? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/197 "2009-10-14T12:10:59Z")
\*\* On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins Wait, what? Whoa…I’m getting married! Who has gone without sex the longest and the shortest amount of time (at the time of your reply) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/198 "2009-10-14T14:36:09Z")
\*\*Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) Cilantro: Soapy or Bliss? Has there ever been a less appetizing food item than Taco Bell’s new black taco? “Does this taste funny to you?” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/199 "2009-10-14T17:24:30Z")
\*\* How nosy are you? Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/200 "2009-10-14T18:41:28Z")
**Explain ‘addictiveness of excercise’ to me. Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI)** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868.md?page=11)