# Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/221 "2009-10-16T19:42:03Z")
**This should be an easy physics problem… Custom build your own planet?** I’m guessing you were in the advanced science class. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/222 "2009-10-16T20:15:18Z")
\*\* Big welcome for a new member, PaleAndTragic Changing your mind sucks. Thanks, y’all. Goodbye. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/223 "2009-10-16T23:26:44Z")
\*\*“Does this taste funny to you?” Your lunch today \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/224 "2009-10-17T02:05:50Z")
**Why were humans quiet for so long?** **My neighbor’s a rapist** I suspect there’s a bigger story here. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/225 "2009-10-17T08:27:01Z")
**What to do with leftover lobster soup? Meringue** Um… no. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/226 "2009-10-17T08:32:51Z")
**On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins I guess I know why I haven’t been getting up.** Actually, I think it’s the other way around. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/227 "2009-10-17T20:05:57Z")
\*\*If you are a male who thinks rape is about sex, not power It Is Not -MY- Equipment That’s The Problem \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/228 "2009-10-17T20:38:19Z")
\*\*What is the point of acquiring unspendable levels of wealth? Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) \*\* Those top class call girls don’t come cheap. ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/229 "2009-10-18T14:09:51Z")
**How nerded out is your smartphone?** **Vasectomy reversals** There really is an app for everything ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/230 "2009-10-18T19:44:14Z")
\*\*Reason #3443 to not look up your son’s posts on online forums: More strange tattoos \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/231 "2009-10-18T20:41:21Z")
**No Tardis are for sale Socialist BASTARDS !** You wait in line all day. You get to front of line. No TARDIS! Shop only had three, but we wait in line anyway. Only political elite can get TARDIS. _Dermo!_ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/232 "2009-10-18T21:01:19Z")
**A question for organ donors. Why do we spend so much time playing?** Well duh…Because once they come for the organ, you can’t play it anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/233 "2009-10-18T22:19:16Z")
\*\* Is this bestiality, and if so should it be illegal? What is the legal status of a corpse? \*\* Resolved: Flogging a dead horse is bad m’kay. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/234 "2009-10-19T03:23:53Z")
**Do you run Windows Vista? My friend pointed this out to me today. It’s snowing!** More proof of what a f’ed up OS Vista is. Can’t wait for Windows 7. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/235 "2009-10-19T07:48:45Z")
**What exactly is a life of purpose and meaning The Lieutenant Governor position…** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/236 "2009-10-19T11:53:05Z")
\*\* What will happen when Glenn Beck finally goes nuts? Finally! The DNC grows some balls. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/237 "2009-10-19T13:36:57Z")
**Wherein Huerta Creeps Away Like A Burglar, a/k/a Your Goofiest Fade-Out My son’s left his wife** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/238 "2009-10-19T15:56:44Z")
\*\* Why doesn’t anybody want to go to the Philharmonic with me? So, My Bladder’s Falling Out (possibly TMI) \*\* That could be it! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/239 "2009-10-19T16:04:30Z")
\*\* I’ve Got Your Goat, A College Flashback MMP College Experiences! (Morals welcome)\*\* Goats have appalling morals ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/240 "2009-10-19T17:05:40Z")
\*\* Dear Lord, I found a job. My religious mom sent me a Christian “spell” to use against the swine flu \*\* That’s not it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868.md?page=13)