# Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/241 "2009-10-19T18:37:57Z")
**Fastest you’ve ever quit a job. Wherein Huerta Creeps Away Like A Burglar, a/k/a Your Goofiest Fade-Out** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/242 "2009-10-19T20:47:04Z")
\*\* Anything infuriate you beyond proportion? Toilet Paper \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/243 "2009-10-20T00:49:35Z")
\*\*Where can one obtain a fire extinguisher? Eyelid? \*\* No, superheroes and villains with that talent always project cold rays from the eye_ **ball** _. \*\*This can’t be good My Eyes! My Eyes! Oh, wow (TMI, okay? You’ve been warned) \*\* That sounds…ominous. \*\*A question for organ donors. Have you or anyone you know ever experienced a porn movie scenario? \*\* Um. The next question isn’t going to be if I watch movies about gladiators, is it? \*\*Spoiled, Self-Entitled Little Munchkin How would you like me to snap that middle finger off and feed it to you, asshole? \*\* Whoa! Dorothy is a lot grumpier than I remembered. And the Munchkins sure went downhill. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/244 "2009-10-20T12:48:09Z")
**Too Good for Pop: Does Anybody Top Linda Ronstadt? song about suicide?** Puts a new spin on _It’s So easy_. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/245 "2009-10-20T13:42:49Z")
\*\*Sickest (non-porn) movie ever? Why is The Shawshank Redemption rated so high? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/246 "2009-10-20T16:56:32Z")
**Have you or anyone you know ever experienced a porn movie scenario? Have you ever been involved in a threesome?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/247 "2009-10-20T17:48:09Z")
**Any Dopers wanna meet in Second Life? I think I got the strangest “pick-up” line EVER this weekend …** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/248 "2009-10-20T19:07:26Z")
\*\* OK, seriously. Circumcision: yea or nay? I think I got the strangest “pick-up” line EVER this weekend … \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/249 "2009-10-20T19:42:38Z")
\*\* On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins “How do you two know each other?” \*\* Platonically ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/250 "2009-10-20T20:50:47Z")
\*\*What is your favorite cut of beef? Pastrami, where have you been all my life? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/251 "2009-10-20T21:45:22Z")
**I think I got the strangest “pick-up” line EVER this weekend … How and Where did you meet your wife/husband?** Yes, that’s definitely an odd pick-up line. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/252 "2009-10-21T05:43:25Z")
**Toot Your Own Horn Thread I am too old to have an ear infection** Good for you, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/253 "2009-10-21T07:59:36Z")
\*\*One of my dogs is missing Best friend is just a LITTLE too proud of himself \*\* That rat fink! ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/254 "2009-10-21T08:39:58Z")
\*\*I think I got the strangest “pick-up” line EVER this weekend … I’m unhappy with my tacos - what should I do? \*\* I’m pretty sure this only works in a Mexican restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/255 "2009-10-21T14:15:05Z")
**Whats Wrong with our Website? Broken Heart** Aww, poor little website. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/256 "2009-10-21T15:20:13Z")
\*\*Ask the guy who is adopting internationally. I’m unhappy with my tacos - what should I do? \*\* As long as the kid is a Mexican teenager , that might not be a bad question. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/257 "2009-10-21T16:29:54Z")
\*\* A response to Richard Dawkins’ argument against the existence of God. How do people get so fat?\*\* Yeah, Dawkins. Explain _that_ if there’s no God! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/258 "2009-10-21T16:54:46Z")
**Polite way of saying “Strangers are not welcome in my home?” Should I rethink my decision to get a hamster?** That’s carrying it a bit far, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/259 "2009-10-21T19:10:49Z")
**May I go for a stroll in my underwear? Tell me about Catholic wedding ceremonies, please.** I don’t think I would recommend it. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/260 "2009-10-21T19:47:29Z")
**Leak from oil drain plug, already replaced with oversize… cat litter box question** Somehow, I don’t think that will work. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868.md?page=14)