# Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/261 "2009-10-21T21:03:28Z")
**Songs about Australia "The Men Who Stare at Goats"** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/262 "2009-10-22T12:13:47Z")
\*\* Broken Heart Broken Heart, PRR-style \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/263 "2009-10-22T12:14:10Z")
\*\*A public service announcement for my fellow non-believers “We’re pregnant.” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/264 "2009-10-22T15:08:25Z")
**I finally made mayonnaise! Great Cooking Disasters Of Our Time** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/265 "2009-10-22T16:33:06Z")
\*\* “We’re pregnant.” In the last 24 hours, this pregnant woman has been the recipient of: A public service announcement for my fellow non-believers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/266 "2009-10-22T20:09:30Z")
**Ask the guy who is adopting internationally. Your mailbox is not storage!** I don’t think you should keep the kid there. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/267 "2009-10-22T20:28:32Z")
\*\* Are there cavemen in heaven? Why Don’t More People Warn Me That I’m Going To Hell? \*\* I think it’s unfair that Cavemen get to go to Heaven and I have to go to Hell. (Separated by one, but I eliminated the middle one. I’m going to Hell for that, I know.) ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/268 "2009-10-23T05:38:01Z")
Three titles in a row broken up into two pairs: **OK, seriously. Circumcision: yea or nay? Stories of pick up lines working** That worked? :dubious: **Stories of pick up lines working Tell me this wasn’t rape…** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/269 "2009-10-23T10:15:59Z")
\*\*Stupidest newscaster question of all time How would you like me to snap that middle finger off and feed it to you, asshole? \*\* A tad unprofessional. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/270 "2009-10-23T20:02:14Z")
**Help me tell Kentucky and Tennessee apart Whatever is wrong with me sucks** It’s just geography. Don’t beat yourself up over it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/271 "2009-10-23T21:28:41Z")
\*\* A response to Richard Dawkins’ argument against the existence of God. God Spoke to Me: Why is this Good? \*\* So There!! I removed one post between these two. But God will forgive me. Or Richard Dawkins will. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/272 "2009-10-23T23:48:19Z")
\*\*Wtf is up with Minnesota? On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins I’m going to the Phillipines! \*\* That should improve the situation. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/273 "2009-10-24T07:29:06Z")
**So China wants an aircraft carrier force Riiiiiight…What’s a cubit?** I don’t think they measure in cubits. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/274 "2009-10-24T09:48:48Z")
\*\*Ice-Skating Bear Kills Circus Administrator, Mauls Trainer Awkward Family Daguerrotypes \*\* “And this is what happened to your great grandpa and his brother!” \*\*Awkward Family Daguerrotypes Busted: My Daughter Reveals My Family’s Rampant Domestic Abuse \*\* Well, if you were dumb enough to document your abusive behavior, at least you had the style to use an interestingly archaic technology. \*\*Over a Million Jobs for Low skilled workers overnight! Post-Modernism \*\* So we’d pay a million people to make bad art? And the Right freaked out over Mapplethorpe. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/275 "2009-10-24T19:51:13Z")
\*\*Great Cooking Disasters Of Our Time Hummus recipes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/276 "2009-10-25T02:31:33Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the non-sequitur award: **Nonbelievers: How do you feel about people praying for you? Pork!** **Slug Bug or Punch Buggy or Buggy Punch? Tell me this wasn’t rape…** :eek: I think you’re playing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/277 "2009-10-25T07:41:15Z")
**Giant penis-eating worm found in UK aquarium Pork!** Dude, didn’t you read the thread? That’s the _last_ thing you’d wanna do! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/278 "2009-10-25T16:37:33Z")
**Do you believe that we’re alone? Tell me this wasn’t rape…** There’s something spooky about that! :eek: **Would UK Dopers like to stand up and be counted? Are we too productive?** They breed like rabbits, you know… . ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/279 "2009-10-25T17:15:20Z")
\*\* Great Cooking Disasters Of Our Time Egregious cooking violations.\*\* No, pickled pigs’ feet do not make a good mac’n’cheese casserole. And keep them out of the oatmeal with strawberry jam, too. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/280 "2009-10-25T21:15:13Z")
\*\*I am starting to think L. Ron Hubbard wasn’t conning people. Make Science a Religion\*\* I know! We could call it “Scientology”! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868.md?page=15)