# Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/21 "2009-09-22T22:18:29Z")
**Let’s talk about fisting! Nude beaches. Been there? Done that?** :eek: Not _that_, no. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/22 "2009-09-22T23:45:59Z")
\*\*Shodan is a racist? But… I’m white… and I have a jacket! \*\* White people can’t be racist, can w- oh, right. Nevermind. But jacket-wearers definately aren’t racist! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/23 "2009-09-23T03:46:16Z")
**So how many partners is too many partners? Questions you’ve secretly always wanted to ask the other sex** **If You Saw Someone With Pants Unzipped… Religious Poll** ‘Father, are you taking a religious poll?’ [glance knowingly downward] ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/24 "2009-09-23T13:44:56Z")
\*\*I do not believe you. In fact, I think you’re a liar. But… I’m white… and I have a jacket! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/25 "2009-09-23T14:26:11Z")
\*\*My son is being bullied. Advice, please! Let’s talk about fisting! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/26 "2009-09-23T14:44:43Z")
**What the hell did you just do, you moron? Nuclear war begins! (50 years ago)** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/27 "2009-09-23T20:51:59Z")
\*\*Ever been to a Mom and Pop Italian restaurant that WASN’T good? Eating human flesh \*\* Yeah, I’d say that qualifies. ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/28 "2009-09-23T21:09:57Z")
**Eating human flesh need a wine selection** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/29 "2009-09-23T22:00:38Z")
> [@Shark](#): > > **Eating human flesh > need a wine selection** How about a nice Chianti? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/30 "2009-09-24T02:30:33Z")
**British Sunday Roast Dinner Eating Human Flesh**\* \*sequential thread comedy gold. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/31 "2009-09-24T04:20:29Z")
\*\*How do small, independent restaurants stay open if they’re crap? Eating human flesh \*\* OK; from now on, chain restaurants _ **only.** _ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/32 "2009-09-24T04:37:50Z")
**An un-nerving encounter with urban wildlife The Childless Whore Store** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/33 "2009-09-24T08:59:49Z")
\*\*“Good Guys” “Bad Guys” & Vice-versa Eating human flesh \*\* As a rule, it’s the bad guys who eat the good guys, not the other way around. \*\*Attn losers: Go to Asia and get laid! But… I’m white… and I have a jacket! \*\* Oh. Nevermind then. ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/34 "2009-09-24T10:11:00Z")
**The Childless Whore Store** **New stupid grocery sale ritual** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/35 "2009-09-24T14:04:50Z")
\*\*How do small, independent restaurants stay open if they’re crap? Uplifting fiction \*\* Sorry to break it to you, but they don’t actually stay open. We were just trying to encourage you. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/36 "2009-09-24T14:11:02Z")
\*\*I’m Gay. Do You Care? If You Saw Someone With Pants Unzipped… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/37 "2009-09-24T14:21:16Z")
\*\*The 2010 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Nominees are… Reading the Lolcat Bible \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/38 "2009-09-24T14:49:42Z")
\*\*What will happen when Glenn Beck finally goes nuts? Right-wing media fearmongering taken to its logical end \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/39 "2009-09-24T16:24:25Z")
\*\*Kissed my friend’s wife. Now what? Let’s talk about fisting! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/40 "2009-09-24T16:25:29Z")
\*\*Super cool: Anglo-Saxon treasure found So. Did YOUR forest have a porn stash? \*\* No, but it had an Anglo-Saxon treasure, which isn’t halfway as cool. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868.md?page=3)