# Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/41 "2009-09-24T18:23:35Z")

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\*\*Let’s talk about fisting!  
Blame the victim mentality regarding rape/sexual assault  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/42 "2009-09-24T19:07:56Z")

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\*\*In my day, we [blanked].  
What the hell did you just do, you moron?  
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Possibly the funniest one I’ve read all month.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/43 "2009-09-24T19:08:28Z")

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**New Ghostshark with sex organ on head  
An un-nerving encounter with urban wildlife**

Yes, that would be unnerving.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/44 "2009-09-24T19:30:21Z")

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**I never thought I’d say this but…  
But… I’m white… and I have a jacket!**

Uhm OK, if getting that off your chest makes you feel better, then, whatever floats your boat I guess.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/45 "2009-09-24T19:52:58Z")

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\*\*You may ask God any three yes-or-no questions and have them answered. What do you ask?

Should I buy homeowners insurance online?\*\*

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/46 "2009-09-24T20:06:04Z")

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**New Ghostshark with sex organ on head  
That’s it, I’m switching to Starbucks**

And I’ll start going to AA, too

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/47 "2009-09-24T20:38:15Z")

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So how many partners is too many partners?  
I’ve had sex with 2,536,591 people! How about you?

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/48 "2009-09-25T00:53:09Z")

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**I have now been fingerprinted 6 times  
New stupid grocery sale ritual**

Man, I thought is was bad when they asked to see my driver’s license when I went to buy decongestant.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/49 "2009-09-25T02:44:04Z")

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\*\* Let’s talk about fisting!  
Questions you’ve secretly always wanted to ask the other sex  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/50 "2009-09-25T11:58:35Z")

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\*\* Favorite cat colors  
What does Animal Control do once they receive a complaint?  
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Often they’ll just dye the offending Cat.

\*\* I have now been fingerprinted 6 times

What are your strange and unexplainable habits? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/51 "2009-09-25T12:08:00Z")

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\*\* What’s the answer to these logic puzzles:  
There’s a frog in my house, how can I get him out?\*\*

First get the Down off the Frog

\*\*  
What is so fancy about this car? \*\*

Mu!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/52 "2009-09-25T12:19:31Z")

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**Kissed my friend’s wife. Now what?  
Post-pregnancy tummy binding - anyone recommend it?**

Sounds like you two did more than kiss.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/53 "2009-09-25T14:03:27Z")

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\*\* I’ve had sex with 2,536,591 people! How about you?  
How much paid maternity/parental leave do you get? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/54 "2009-09-25T14:48:03Z")

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\*\*Kissed my friend’s wife. Now what?  
Poll: Abortion \*\*

It doesn’t work that way…

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/55 "2009-09-25T15:39:46Z")

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(never mind)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/56 "2009-09-25T17:21:21Z")

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\*\* Brain Freeze? No?  
Why is my skull on fire? \*\*

Separated by two, but worth the stretch

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/57 "2009-09-25T18:54:25Z")

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\*\*Something I’ve wondered re: reacting to bully threads…

My son is being bullied. Advice, please!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/58 "2009-09-25T19:14:08Z")

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**Fotheringay-Phipps, Notorious e-Mobster  
What the hell did you just do, you moron?**

The e-Don will be having words with you about posting this.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/59 "2009-09-26T19:45:47Z")

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\*\*Looking for honeymoon ideas  
Let’s talk about fisting! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/60 "2009-09-26T23:34:42Z")

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**Poll: Coke Or Pepsi?  
Looking for honeymoon ideas**

Sounds like a boring honeymoon to me.

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