# Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/61 "2009-09-26T23:40:15Z")
\*\*You know that dream where a portal to Hell opens up and swallows your workplace? I’m a federal bureaucrat! \*\* We can all just hope your dream comes true, then. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/62 "2009-09-27T06:35:34Z")
\*\* Real Life Meetings of Members Childhood summers at a Nudist camp\*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/63 "2009-09-27T07:51:53Z")
**What did you dream about last night? A Great Big, Beautiful MMP!** Methinks someone spends a bit too much time on this board. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/64 "2009-09-27T07:53:56Z")
Three in a row, but not really a threefer… \*\*Why are people uncomfortable with the thought of their parents having sex? Slightly Creepy Slightly Creepy Snake with foot found. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/65 "2009-09-27T08:53:13Z")
\*\*Mormons are visiting me this Friday Is this a scam? I Pit School Zone Speed Limits! National Don’t Drive Like an Asshole Day\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/66 "2009-09-27T15:35:33Z")
**What are you allergic to? Anti-Allergy Treatments** Bummer. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/67 "2009-09-27T16:40:32Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*You know that dream where a portal to Hell opens up and swallows your workplace? > > I’m a federal bureaucrat! > \*\* > We can all just hope your dream comes true, then. How would they ever notice? **How would the military respond to a zombie attack A Second Execution Attempt?** And if that doesn’t work… well, just keep killing them, they gotta stay dead eventually. \*\*Let’s talk about fisting! Looking for honeymoon ideas \*\* Nobody really does that ‘long walks on the beach’-crap anymore, do they? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/68 "2009-09-27T16:58:51Z")
**One-liners you’ve said that brought down the house In my day, we [blanked].** Ahahahahahahahahahahaha, stop it, you’re killing me, ahahahahahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/69 "2009-09-27T17:00:20Z")
I almost posted that one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/70 "2009-09-27T17:03:27Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I almost posted that one. 😃 It was between that and In my day, we [blanked]. It Really Bothers Me.. I think I made the right decision. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/71 "2009-09-27T23:20:33Z")
\*\*Should I tell my coworker about a website about her? It is interesting where a web search will lead you \*\* Yes. Yes, it is. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/72 "2009-09-28T02:46:11Z")
\*\*What _could_ you be doing instead of browsing the dope? Going to Bankok on Saturday! \*\* Gee, I was thinking maybe I could see what’s on television… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/73 "2009-09-28T10:32:59Z")
\*\*My pants are falling off One-liners you’ve said that brought down the house \*\* Hey, it’s not THAT funny! \*\*So how many partners is too many partners? Looking for honeymoon ideas \*\* On a honeymoon, “one” is generally the best number of partners. \*\*What the hell did you just do, you moron? Turns out Hitler may not have died in that bunker after all… \*\* Reason #32452 why time machine usage needs to be heavily restricted. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/74 "2009-09-28T12:15:14Z")
\*\* Go to first new post On things that are not as good as they used to be. Dopictures\*\* Ugly looking bunch these days ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/75 "2009-09-28T13:47:26Z")
\*\*Questions you’ve secretly always wanted to ask the other sex What is this metal thingy\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/76 "2009-09-28T13:51:02Z")
\*\*What to do when your bored The Word “teabagger” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/77 "2009-09-28T15:29:37Z")
\*\*But… I’m white… and I have a jacket! I do not believe you. In fact, I think you’re a liar.\*\* Why the hell would I lie about that? ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/78 "2009-09-28T15:55:42Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **What the hell did you just do, you moron? > Nuclear war begins! (50 years ago)** Not just because he’s a friend, but _this_ one made me guffaw!😃 Made me think of that string of quotes and who said it - remember? Here’s one: “WTF was _that_!!!” - The mayor of Hiroshima 😃 Okay, back to “normal” programming!🙂 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/79 "2009-09-28T16:44:51Z")
\*\*Looking for honeymoon ideas Kissed my friend’s wife. Now what? \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/80 "2009-09-28T17:17:39Z")
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