# Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/121 "2009-10-05T14:17:01Z")

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\*\* My wife and I have a parenting disagreement. Who’s right?

“Wife always right, even when she’s wrong” - Implications for women’s characters? \*\*

There are six threads between these, but I couldn’t wait to see if they got contiguous.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/122 "2009-10-05T16:36:15Z")

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**In-flight entertainment  
President Obama eats his steak medium-well!**

It was billed as, “Come see the man eating cow!”

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/123 "2009-10-05T18:56:18Z")

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\*\*Initiate a chat with her?

Einstein’s Theories of Relativity \*\*

Pickup lines from the ivory tower

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/124 "2009-10-05T20:23:21Z")

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\*\* "Only two things appear to be infinite…

Grrr. That’s twice the power’s gone off! \*\*

Power Outages are Infinite…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/125 "2009-10-06T04:23:39Z")

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**So, what did your mother do right?  
I enjoy a good spanking.**

Who’s your mama!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/126 "2009-10-06T13:35:39Z")

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\*\* The 2006 Rat’s Ass Awards

Dio couldn’t be assed to provide a cite\*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/127 "2009-10-06T14:38:29Z")

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\*\*Gourmet Magazine bites the . . .  
Good Dick \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/128 "2009-10-06T15:21:54Z")

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\*\* When the wolfbane blooms and the moon is full and bright  
President Obama eats his steak medium-well! \*\*

Ooooooo! Scary!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/129 "2009-10-06T15:32:27Z")

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**Your Kid The Only One In The Class “not invited”  
Most Humane Way to Get Rid of Rats?**

I’ll teach those rats to have fun without me! Muwahahahahaha! Oh, but I’ll be humane.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/130 "2009-10-06T16:08:12Z")

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**What the hell did you just do, you moron?  
The new girl in the office**

Really? How was she?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/131 "2009-10-06T18:03:20Z")

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**Time for a new pediatrician!  
Oh come on!! No doctor on the planet has ever said that!!**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/132 "2009-10-06T18:37:18Z")

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\*\*Are most Samoans fat ?  
How Much Does a Turd Weigh?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/133 "2009-10-06T18:52:53Z")

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\*\*The Unexpected Hanging Paradox  
Why does this sql query take so long?  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/134 "2009-10-06T20:17:29Z")

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**I was given a telescope - now what?  
Pride and money**

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/135 "2009-10-06T20:33:50Z")

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In New Posts:  
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How Much Does a Turd Weigh?  
Dio couldn’t be assed to provide a cite  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/136 "2009-10-06T20:41:35Z")

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\*\*Not masturbating can be dangerous to your health

Oh come on!! No doctor on the planet has ever said that!! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/137 "2009-10-07T01:23:08Z")

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\*\*Most shameful guilty pleasure you’ve ever had

My latest guilty pleasure: The Dresden Files (books) \*\*

There, there, no need to feel ashamed of reading Jim Butcher.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/138 "2009-10-07T01:36:02Z")

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\*\* So My Wife Wants To Live in an Apartment

So, is this the time to buy a house?  
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You’re just asking for trouble, aren’t you?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/139 "2009-10-07T10:16:53Z")

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**Pride and money  
Unique couple’s Halloween costume**

I can picture somebody dressing up as money…but what would a pride costume look like?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/140 "2009-10-07T13:18:53Z")

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**Share something vulgar, crude, tasteless, and HILARIOUS  
People of Wal Mart web site**

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