# Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 20, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868 "2009-09-20T19:53:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/141 "2009-10-07T13:28:25Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> **Share something vulgar, crude, tasteless, and HILARIOUS  
> People of Wal Mart web site**

It’s funny because it’s true.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/142 "2009-10-07T23:52:49Z")

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\*\*Need Harmless Pet Bird Repellent

Where would I get a bunch of lead?  
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Harmless?

\*\*Ted Williams Head Batted Around

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/143 "2009-10-08T00:07:53Z")

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\*\*Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads

You have estimated…Poorly \*\*

Not clear what’s been estimated poorly here, but heads up!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/144 "2009-10-08T05:19:35Z")

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> [@Civil\_Guy](#):
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> Not clear what’s been estimated poorly here, but heads up!

Well, it was about the Autumnal Equinox when I posted! 😛

**… pausing twice to reload  
On my impending divorce**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/145 "2009-10-08T11:55:26Z")

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\*\* Examples of symbols of protest

Guinea Pigs\*\*

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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/146 "2009-10-08T12:06:22Z")

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**Recommend me some vegetarian meat substitutes**  
**Hell’s Kitchen!!! [Summer 2009]**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/147 "2009-10-08T14:25:39Z")

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\*\* Simple pleasures you actually DON’T take for granted…  
“If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?” \*\*

You don’t really miss some simple pleasures until they’re gone…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/148 "2009-10-08T15:39:08Z")

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\*\* realtors, sorry, “Realtors”

What is pay dirt? \*\*

Location, location, location

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/149 "2009-10-08T16:10:15Z")

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\*\*“If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?”

Share something vulgar, crude, tasteless, and HILARIOUS \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/150 "2009-10-08T16:40:38Z")

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\*\* Simple pleasures you actually DON’T take for granted…

The end of the infomercial as we know it? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/151 "2009-10-08T18:05:26Z")

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\*\* Share something vulgar, crude, tasteless, and HILARIOUS  
“If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?”  
Time for a new pediatrician!\*\*

Gee. Some docs can’t have any fun at all.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/152 "2009-10-08T19:43:50Z")

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\*\* What to see/do in Berlin, Ohio?  
Guinea Pigs\*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/153 "2009-10-08T20:19:23Z")

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**Why does this sql query take so long?  
What’s the latest research on time travel?**

Now, really, it’s not going to take _that_ long…

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/154 "2009-10-08T20:38:00Z")

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\*\*“If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?”

Levi Johnston Spills His Guts On Sarah Palin In Interview \*\*

If you knocked your girlfriend’s mother down, would you spill your guts on her?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/155 "2009-10-09T00:13:02Z")

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\*\* The Songs of the boobies

Share something vulgar, crude, tasteless, and HILARIOUS  
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/156 "2009-10-09T07:39:32Z")

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**"If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?"  
French minister admits Thai sex tourism**

:eek: So in Thailand he and his brother…no…nevermind…ewww…

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**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/157 "2009-10-09T16:33:54Z")

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\*\*Gourmet Magazine bites the . . .  
Good Dick \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/158 "2009-10-09T17:23:44Z")

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**Soliciting opinions on a Cranium board game rule dispute  
Ted Williams’ Head Used for Batting Practice**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/159 "2009-10-09T18:14:36Z")

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\*\* Shall I drop everything for someone else’s surprise?

Ever been caught masturbating? \*\*  
… or for my own?

\*\* MilliCal Has a Wonderfully Sick Imagination  
My daughter’s joke \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/autumnal-sequinox-the-fall-of-sequential-threads/510868/160 "2009-10-09T18:16:11Z")

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\*\*Obama wins Nobel Prize for Peace

… pausing twice to reload \*\*

Seperated by one, but I didn’t notice the middle thread when I copied it and so it doesn’t count.

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