# AUUUGGHHH!!! WTF is Michael Jackson doing to that baby? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613 "2002-11-19T21:18:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/1 "2002-11-19T21:18:17Z")
Michael Jackson is dangling a baby from a fifth floor window by it’s [neck](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2493513.stm). What in the name of CHRIST is he doing with those poor children? Who in God’s name gave him another baby? Won’t somebody please save those kids before they are crippled beyond all repair!! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/2 "2002-11-19T21:19:57Z")
Good God, that poor kid! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/3 "2002-11-19T21:23:10Z")
Oops, I didn’t see DDG’s thread. Sorry about the duplicate topic. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/4 "2002-11-19T21:23:51Z")
I honestly feel that he’s headed for the nuthouse. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/5 "2002-11-19T21:47:05Z")
He’s very, very lucky he’s not the father of _my_ child. If you think his face looks distorted now… And why hasn’t anyone arrested Pinocchio on child endangerment charges? HELLLLLLOOOO Germany! ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/6 "2002-11-19T21:50:03Z")
The kid probably leapt off the balcony trying to get away and got caught just as the pic was taken. Better luck next time kid. ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/7 "2002-11-19T22:52:01Z")
LoL **Revitim**! Those poor kids! MJ looked like he was enjoying freaking his kid out! That man needs some mental help, pronto. Why would you hang your kid over the balcony?? Why hide their faces also? Most stars go out in public with their children all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/8 "2002-11-19T22:53:03Z")
Sorry, I meant **Revtim** ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/9 "2002-11-20T01:26:53Z")
I heard Jacko is still nursing the oldest one. Elian! Elian! ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/10 "2002-11-20T07:55:19Z")
Hey **Diogenes** , here’s something we can agree upon (without a factual answer). I don’t think _Jacko_ should be allowed around kids period. For a while now. ---
**Author:** ![Siemsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Siemsi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siemsi)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/auuugghhh-wtf-is-michael-jackson-doing-to-that-baby/137613/11 "2002-11-20T18:56:39Z")
Someone, SOMEONE please put an end to Jacko’s meaningless existance. PLEASE!??!?!?! From what I saw on the video, Jacko did not even know how to hold the baby, let alone DANGLE it from a hotel balcony. **smacks hand to forehead** \* What the fuck, Jacko!??!?!