# Avatar criticism thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 12, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453 "2018-08-12T04:01:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![blob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blob/32/489_2.png) [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/201 "2018-08-19T07:23:48Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Did you resize it?

downloaded a 32px version, size 16Kb, but the forum told me it was still the same size as the original image. The properties still had the original image details in there… I gave up.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/202 "2018-08-19T07:34:42Z")

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Noooo, don’t give up. Go to [picresize.com](http://picresize.com). They have a custom resize available. You just type in 50×50 and it automatically does it. It’s easy.

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**Author:** ![blob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blob/32/489_2.png) [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/203 "2018-08-19T08:16:46Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Noooo, don’t give up. Go to [picresize.com](http://picresize.com). They have a custom resize available. You just type in 50×50 and it automatically does it. It’s easy.

It’s already sized smaller than 50x50…

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/204 "2018-08-19T11:32:57Z")

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I use a free program called Irfanview to open picture files. There is an option there in the edit menu to resize an image. Then just save or “save as” with a new name. It’s really easy.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/205 "2018-08-19T12:57:17Z")

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I grabbed a free mobile app called image size. I opened the photo. There were two boxes above it for height and width. I typed 50 into both of them and saved it, it couldn’t have been easier,

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/206 "2018-08-19T16:47:48Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> …Tibby, I pit thee.

**Tibby**? Or not **Tibby**? That is the question…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/207 "2018-08-19T19:17:05Z")

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> [@blob](#):
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> It’s already sized smaller than 50x50…

Maybe resize it up to 50×50.

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/208 "2018-08-19T19:55:39Z")

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I would hope that fellow poster **blob** would do the right thing and not depict the venerable blobfish out of its natural habitat. Which is in water, not out of it.

More flattering pictures of the blobfish are available at wikipedia, as well as other fine internet locations. [Blobfish - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blobfish)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/209 "2018-08-19T21:30:43Z")

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When I saw the thread title “I turned on avatars today,” I read it in the same tone someone would use saying, “I killed my grandmother today.”

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/210 "2018-08-19T21:39:10Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> When I saw the thread title “I turned on avatars today,” I read it in the same tone someone would use saying, “I killed my grandmother today.”

That doesn’t narrow it down.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/211 "2018-08-19T21:45:22Z")

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In an evil manner with a quietly gleeful undertone.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/212 "2018-08-19T22:32:26Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> That doesn’t narrow it down.

Oooh. Sunny, I like your new one.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/213 "2018-08-19T22:36:34Z")

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I like using my image editing skills and Wikipedia has a bug that makes it hard to work on any images there.

So PM me if you have trouble with any image, and I’ll get you up and running.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/214 "2018-08-19T23:21:22Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Oooh. Sunny, I like your new one.

Thank you. 🙂 It’s more in the spirit of my avoidance of the sun.

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**Author:** ![blob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blob/32/489_2.png) [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/215 "2018-08-20T00:17:14Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> I would hope that fellow poster **blob** would do the right thing

Never mind, I’m not a blobfish anyway, I’m just a regular blob. The blobfish was kindly suggested. Proper photos probably won’t reduce well.

As for resizing, I have programs on my computer to do it, they just have an “upper limit”. The file I tried to upload fell within the required size. I’ll just have to think about it some more to think something else up, or do a drawing myself. There’s no rush. It’s all good. Thanks for the suggestions.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/216 "2018-08-20T04:34:57Z")

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There are a lot of blobs that turn up on a Google image search for “blob”. If you find one you like I can scale it down to 50x50 and make it a transparent PNG if that’s suitable. [Here](http://mariafresa.net/single/2266373.html) for instance, is a lovely blob that is already transparent and just needs to be reduced!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/217 "2018-08-20T05:55:10Z")

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I like the bat.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/218 "2018-08-20T12:56:08Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> tibby’s avatar is vulgar but safe for work. It depicts an anthropomorphized substance commonly found on the floors of barnyards and [NYC sidewalks](https://www.citylab.com/life/2016/05/a-brief-history-of-dog-poop-etiquette-campaigns/480870/) before Mayor Koch took over.
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> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=55317](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)
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> Tibby, I pit thee.

If he hadn’t done it, I might have. 😃

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/219 "2018-08-20T20:15:20Z")

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> [@Paranoid\_Randroid](#):
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> Indeed!

Watch it.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/220 "2018-08-20T20:20:44Z")

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I love the irony inherent in my own avatar.

(I have to admit, I thought this would be a rant about the movie, so I was lining up my standard arguments about it so was a bit flat footed when I actually read the OP :p)

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