# Avatar criticism thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 12, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453 "2018-08-12T04:01:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anxious\_Squirrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anxious_squirrel/32/1083_2.png) [@Anxious\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anxious_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/81 "2018-08-12T22:46:33Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> I wonder if someone recognizes mine

I’ve never seen that man before in my life!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/82 "2018-08-12T22:51:14Z")

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> [@TheMysteryWriter](#):
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> I’ve never seen that man before in my life!

That’s Bilbo Baggins. Just before he disappeared, he gave Bag End to that worthless nephew of his.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/83 "2018-08-12T22:54:52Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> I wonder if someone recognizes mine

Alfred E. Neuman?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/84 "2018-08-12T22:55:09Z")

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> [@Paranoid\_Randroid](#):
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> Indeed! I’m sorry, everyone, for putting all of your avatars to shame with my handsomest of mugs. You can all go home now. And cry. While gently stroking the copy of my picture you’ve printed out.

Quasimodo lives.  
But **Snowboarder Bo** has you beat-his looks like one of those faceless pseudo human monstrosities that you might see in a John Carpenter movie.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/85 "2018-08-12T23:19:31Z")

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Diane Arbus had a nightmare.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/86 "2018-08-12T23:20:36Z")

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I like avatars too, it helps to notice specific people in long discussions at a glance.

Although I wonder what I’m doing wrong, **Guinastasia** and **John Mace** are guests like I am and the avatar I did set, with the right size and format, is not showing.

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**Author:** ![Anxious\_Squirrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anxious_squirrel/32/1083_2.png) [@Anxious\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anxious_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/87 "2018-08-12T23:25:04Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> I like avatars too, it helps to notice specific people in long discussions at a glance.
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> Although I wonder what I’m doing wrong, **Guinastasia** and **John Mace** are guests like I am and the avatar I did set, with the right size and format, is not showing.

I had that problem, too. I just kept trying different pics until one finally worked.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/88 "2018-08-12T23:29:07Z")

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> [@TheMysteryWriter](#):
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> I had that problem, too. I just kept trying different pics until one finally worked.

I think I found one reason, while I have seen the limit to be set at 125 pixels by 125, the avatar field is replying that it should be 50 x 50 as a maximum.

Another thing: One’s avatar is not one’s Profile picture. There was a script that we used before that looks like it used the profile picture as the avatar but that is not the case now. I can see that your profile picture is indeed not like your avatar one.

I’m editing my avatar to the right specs now.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/89 "2018-08-12T23:33:54Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> I think I found one reason, while I have seen the limit to be set at 125 pixels by 125, the avatar field is replying that it should be 50 x 50 as a maximum.

Yes, and there is also a limit to the image file size. I don’t remember what it is but it tells you when you’re in the process of uploading.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/90 "2018-08-12T23:47:31Z")

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> [@MoonMoon](#):
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> Yep. The successful ones are clean, simple and have contrast. Or are a coo.

Mine works better in the 80X80 and 100X100 versions I use elsewhere, but…yes, this allows it to translate OK down to 50X50 - mostly unshaded linework with a few splashes of colour. (The 100X100 version should be visible in my profile.)

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/91 "2018-08-13T00:06:42Z")

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All dog avatars are the best avatars.

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**Author:** ![blob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blob/32/489_2.png) [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/92 "2018-08-13T00:06:58Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> I’m open to an improved hippo picture, but this is the best one I could find. It has a certain je ne se quois that other hippos couldn’t match.

I’ve got a hippo drawing you might have tried, but it just looks like a black blob when reduced that small. I agree with those saying you need lots of contrast and simple lines for it to work as an avatar. I can’t even begin to think of where to look for a suitable blob. The hippo blob isn’t right. I need blobbishness with a bit of pizzazz.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/93 "2018-08-13T00:18:03Z")

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> [@blob](#):
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> The hippo blob isn’t right…

I’ll bet it’s fine, and you’re just being hippo critical.  
(Sorry, gotta run… teaching a class at the Hippo Campus, and I’ve got hippo crates of papers to grade)

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/94 "2018-08-13T00:20:17Z")

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> [@blob](#):
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> I need blobbishness with a bit of pizzazz.

[One of these little fellas might suit you.](https://dragonquest.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_family)

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/95 "2018-08-13T00:24:27Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> I’ll defend mine to the death. Or change it. Either way.

Yours is perfect.  
At anyone/everyone: Does mine work?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/96 "2018-08-13T00:25:37Z")

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Should I change mine? I have a couple cutesy cat ones resized. I really like the Warhol thing but it looks better bigger.??? Don’t know what to do.~¿

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**Author:** ![blob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blob/32/489_2.png) [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/97 "2018-08-13T00:26:01Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> [One of these little fellas might suit you.](https://dragonquest.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_family)

Thanks

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/98 "2018-08-13T00:27:03Z")

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@Beckdawrek: It looks like an Andy Warhol of a Chinchilla.

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**Author:** ![Anxious\_Squirrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anxious_squirrel/32/1083_2.png) [@Anxious\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anxious_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/99 "2018-08-13T00:36:27Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> I think I found one reason, while I have seen the limit to be set at 125 pixels by 125, the avatar field is replying that it should be 50 x 50 as a maximum.
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> Another thing: One’s avatar is not one’s Profile picture. There was a script that we used before that looks like it used the profile picture as the avatar but that is not the case now. I can see that your profile picture is indeed not like your avatar one.
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> I’m editing my avatar to the right specs now.

Huh, that’s weird. Well, I don’t know how to fix it and don’t feel like messing around with it anymore, so guess I’ll be Jessica Fletcher on my profile and an evil clown in threads. The evil clown lava lamp was actually the one that committed all the murders and why Jessica was able to solve them so easily. But shh! Don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/100 "2018-08-13T00:42:51Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> @Beckdawrek: It looks like an Andy Warhol of a Chinchilla.

I might could live with that. It’s actually my face in profile.

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