# Avatar criticism thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 12, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453 "2018-08-12T04:01:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/141 "2018-08-13T18:06:10Z")

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**ioioio** , for what it’s worth, I recognized yours before I even noticed the username.

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**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/142 "2018-08-13T18:06:12Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> At anyone/everyone: Does mine work?

I see and approve (former Exit 165 person).

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/143 "2018-08-13T18:06:56Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> OK, now I see the face. I thought the hair was background color.

Oh, I am so happy someone sees me. Oh, crap, now I feel exposed. I may have to rethink this avatar.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/144 "2018-08-13T18:15:11Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Oh, I am so happy someone sees me. Oh, crap, now I feel exposed. I may have to rethink this avatar.

Sorry! It’s there, you’re stuck with it!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/145 "2018-08-13T18:22:11Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Sorry! It’s there, you’re stuck with it!

Heck no. I know a certain poster who has changed his avatar, oh, I dont know, 50 TIMES!!!, so I have hope!  
(I like this new one you have)😉

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/146 "2018-08-13T18:57:43Z")

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Test…trying it on for size…a little snug in the hips but it might fit with a couple of washes.

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**Author:** ![Panther\_Modern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac8455/32.png) [@Panther\_Modern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panther_Modern)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/147 "2018-08-14T00:49:48Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> There’s a Mac-oriented board I should check more often, but people there have 300x300 family photos in their sigs.

Hahah. Wow. That is obnoxious.

> [@ioioio](#):
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> Can y’all tell what mine is?

One of Jupiter’s moons?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/148 "2018-08-14T04:11:21Z")

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Mine’s an obvious one for me, but it’s also what I’d get as a tattoo, if I were to ever get a tattoo.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/149 "2018-08-14T04:58:40Z")

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> [@Panther\_Modern](#):
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> One of Jupiter’s moons?

Yes, but which one???

:rolleyes: :smack:

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**Author:** ![Panther\_Modern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac8455/32.png) [@Panther\_Modern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panther_Modern)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/150 "2018-08-14T05:20:30Z")

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> [@ioioio](#):
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> Yes, but which one???
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> :rolleyes: :smack:

:smack: Io.

HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/151 "2018-08-14T05:49:59Z")

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> [@Panther\_Modern](#):
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> :smack: Io.
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> HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT.

Io and behold! 😃

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/152 "2018-08-14T15:00:21Z")

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I owe, I owe, its off to work I go…

And to heck with that snotty little bitch, Io. “Oooh, look at me, I’ve got volcanoes!”. Spewing unwanted methane like your Uncle at Thanksgiving…

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**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/153 "2018-08-14T16:46:22Z")

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I am glad that they haven’t gone the way of other boards and given everyone a placeholder avatar.  
Can the mods delete avatars from users? Like, if someone uploaded a dick pic, could the mods delete it immediately or would they have to get TubaDiva to do it?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/154 "2018-08-14T18:12:55Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> I started college as an art major so [Tippy the Turtle](http://mentalfloss.com/article/80633/could-you-draw-turtle) holds a special place in my heart.
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> True story: When my son was a kid, he came home having drawn Tippy from the back of some school flier and wanted to send it in. I told him the story of when I had drawn Tippy from the back of some school flier and wanted to mail it in to which my mother told me the story of when she drawn Tippy from the back of some school flier and DID mail it in and then some guy came to the house from the art correspondence school and tried to give my (rather pissed) grandparents some hard sell. So Tippy’s been screwing with my family for three generations.

So, turtles all the way down, huh? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/155 "2018-08-14T20:35:43Z")

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> [@Teuton](#):
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> Can the mods delete avatars from users? Like, if someone uploaded a dick pic, could the mods delete it immediately or would they have to get TubaDiva to do it?

At only 50x50 it’d be a small dick pick. Let’s only let **TubaDiva** do it…to give everyone else longer to point & laugh. :dubious:

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I guess we got the picture.

The small size/resolution of yours makes me thing “Big Wheel” rather than “hand cycle”

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/156 "2018-08-14T21:37:46Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I have a feeling I’ve been dissed, I am not sure though.  
> I promise to never put my extended family in an avatar.😉 pets? Can’t make that promise.

Actually, I like your profile picture of the Siamese cat a lot better than your current avatar. Hint, hint…

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/157 "2018-08-14T21:56:57Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> The small size/resolution of yours makes me thing “Big Wheel” rather than “hand cycle”

I’m hoping a larger size will be allowed. The proportions of the bike don’t allow a square picture.  
I could go with a stopwatch but the handcycle is more “me”.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/158 "2018-08-14T22:17:32Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Actually, I like your profile picture of the Siamese cat a lot better than your current avatar. Hint, hint…

Nah, there’s too many idiots posting stupid avatars of their cats and dogs. 😃

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I’m hoping a larger size will be allowed. The proportions of the bike don’t allow a square picture.  
> I could go with a stopwatch but the handcycle is more “me”.

You might try zooming in on a detail. That often works well for small logo-like images.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/159 "2018-08-14T22:59:12Z")

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I am currently considering a change in avatar. I am slow to decide these things. No one goes shopping with me because of this indecision issue I have. Bear with me. If it bothers anyone I will turn it off.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-criticism-thread/819453/160 "2018-08-14T23:07:31Z")

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> [@Crybaby\_Boobie](#):
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> I see and approve (former Exit 165 person).

Cool, thanks.

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I have a feeling I’ve been dissed, I am not sure though.  
> I promise to never put my extended family in an avatar.😉 pets? Can’t make that promise.

I don’t think you’re really being dissed. 12 or 13 years ago they would have used me as the example of someone posting at a high rate. You are just the current newish poster than pops up in an overly large number of threads. At some point it would have been Guin and there have been others.

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As to the huge signature pics, my wife spends time browsing Disney message boards. These things are horrid nightmares of animated and giant letters overwhelming the actually posts.

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