# Avatar fight thread!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 28, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425 "2018-08-28T19:29:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/21 "2018-08-28T21:06:16Z")
The fashionable hippopotamus carries a laser for defense.
It’s a hip hippo ray.
:flees:
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### Author:  [@Map\_Ylow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Map_Ylow)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/22 "2018-08-28T21:14:58Z")
Mine just stands there wringing its hands and wondering what on earth to do.
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### Author:  [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/23 "2018-08-28T21:14:59Z")
Mine would just disappear into the cornfield…
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### Author:  [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/24 "2018-08-28T21:29:21Z")
If Oderus Urungus had his Cuddlefish of Cthulu in my avatar, All would bow to my power. But since it is the family friendly Oderus sans CoC, then I’m just a guy wearing foam rubber.
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### Author:  [@minor7flat5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minor7flat5)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/25 "2018-08-28T23:31:53Z")
I can’t imagine mine doing much in battle; at least there will be a pretty awesome bass line for the main event!
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### Author:  [@Twoflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twoflower)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/26 "2018-08-28T23:38:50Z")
My Luggage is famed across the Disk for its ferocity!
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### Author:  [@chaika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaika)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/27 "2018-08-28T23:42:52Z")
My seagull would bravely take on all opponents. And win handily. Obviously.
Or perhaps not. But she could at least drive most people away with her annoying call.
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/28 "2018-08-28T23:43:37Z")
[I win](http://oots.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_in_the_Darkness). Or at least Xykon thinks so.
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/29 "2018-08-28T23:47:12Z")
Sorry, folks.
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### Author:  [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/30 "2018-08-28T23:54:32Z")
My pair of cats could trip people and cover them in fluff. AND THEN YOU’D BE SORRY.
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### Author:  [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/31 "2018-08-28T23:57:13Z")
Mine can bite everybody and make them vampires.
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### Author:  [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/32 "2018-08-29T00:05:46Z")
Mach-5 capable, thought-controlled weapons systems and stealth interceptor VS A Hippo 😉
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### Author:  [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/33 "2018-08-29T00:07:25Z")
> [@Atomic\_Alex](#):
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> Mach-5 capable, thought-controlled weapons systems and stealth interceptor VS A Hippo 😉
It’s a really big hippo.
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### Author:  [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/34 "2018-08-29T00:12:24Z")
> [@wonky](#):
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> It’s a really big hippo.
Maybe it could just get in the way of the plane as it lands or takes-off, but then technically that would be a draw 😉
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/35 "2018-08-29T00:13:38Z")
> [@wonky](#):
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> It’s a really big hippo.
Anyone have an avatar that can nuke it from orbit?
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### Author:  [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/36 "2018-08-29T00:24:18Z")
> [@Atomic\_Alex](#):
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> Maybe it could just get in the way of the plane as it lands or takes-off, but then technically that would be a draw 😉
It could attack the mechanisms and fuel line with its vampire fangs. Destroy it that way. Vampire hippo wins.
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### Author:  [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/37 "2018-08-29T00:44:21Z")
_waggles horns menacingly_
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### Author:  [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/38 "2018-08-29T00:50:30Z")
> [@MoonMoon](#):
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> _waggles horns menacingly_
I was about to post that I’d pat the cow. I’m such a city slicker 😃
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### Author:  [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/39 "2018-08-29T00:50:56Z")
> [@blob](#):
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> Mine can bite everybody and make them vampires.
Vampire cats would be bad. Mine already demand to be fed. It’d be bad if they were demanding I be fud.
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/40 "2018-08-29T01:11:48Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Mine is the sun, so, yeah. Hippo going down.
Actually, your avatar only shows the moon, plus the sun’s corona.
Mine, on the other hand, can beat the stuffing outta any dumb hippo.
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