# Avatar fight thread!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 28, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425 "2018-08-28T19:29:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/41 "2018-08-29T01:14:38Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Mine is the sun, so, yeah. Hippo going down.
_One_ star?
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### Author:  [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/42 "2018-08-29T01:25:05Z")
I can send you all to the cornfield whenever i want.
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### Author:  [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/43 "2018-08-29T02:12:41Z")
> [@panache45](#):
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> Actually, your avatar only shows the moon, plus the sun’s corona.
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> Mine, on the other hand, can beat the stuffing outta any dumb hippo.
Nitpicker. 😛
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/44 "2018-08-29T02:24:52Z")
> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Anyone have an avatar that can nuke it from orbit?
Don’t give Gatopescado any ideas.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/45 "2018-08-29T02:30:26Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Don’t give Gatopescado any ideas.
**smithsb** has a mushroom cloud.
Besides, the OP specifies not changing for the thread. That’s why i’m left rifleless.
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### Author:  [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/46 "2018-08-29T11:13:11Z")
Denver the Last Dinosaur has significant plot armour.
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### Author:  [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/47 "2018-08-29T12:36:33Z")
Maizy, the Pug, will lick you to death.
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### Author:  [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/48 "2018-08-29T12:37:18Z")
Where will this be taking place?
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### Author:  [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/49 "2018-08-29T13:08:42Z")
> [@Lemur866](#):
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> … a stupid hippopotamus. …
Either you’re a Syd Barrett fan, or that was a coincidence.
“… a stupid hippopotamus who wallowed in the mud and chewed his spicy hippo plankton food…”
Syd Barret: The Effervescing Elephant
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### Author:  [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/50 "2018-08-29T13:24:29Z")
> [@bobot](#):
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> Either you’re a Syd Barrett fan, or that was a coincidence.
> “… a stupid hippopotamus who wallowed in the mud and chewed his spicy hippo plankton food…”
> Syd Barret: The Effervescing Elephant
Sorry, I misremembered. It was a dirty hippopotamus. The water bison were stupid.
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/51 "2018-08-29T13:43:07Z")
Ok, my avatar is not the world’s most physical guy, but don’t dare to challenge him in a math fight, which is the proper way of fighting for a SDMB avatar anyway.
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### Author:  [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/52 "2018-08-29T14:14:04Z")
You will be misdirected into an infinite maze and lost forever. And invited for tea.
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/53 "2018-08-29T14:52:43Z")
> [@bobot](#):
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> Sorry, I misremembered. It was a dirty hippopotamus. The water bison were stupid.
My hippopotamus is very clean. Doesn’t he (or she – not quite sure) look clean?
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### Author:  [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/54 "2018-08-29T14:55:34Z")
I’m a sorceress, so I could turn all of you into bugs and step on you! 😃
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### Author:  [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/55 "2018-08-29T15:21:15Z")
Satanic JohnT baby beats the snot out of any Earth lifeform, hippo or otherwise.
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### Author:  [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/56 "2018-08-29T15:39:30Z")
There will be no fight. Your avatar will feel an uncontrollable urge to scritch my avatar behind the ears, ask ‘who’s a good boy?’ then you will feel relaxed and happy with the world and no urge to fight. My avatar will carry on snoozin’.
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### Author:  [@mandala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandala)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/57 "2018-08-29T18:01:27Z")
I reside in the forehead chakra. I am calm, refined, intelligent and meditative. I have little to do with lowly, stinky forms of life, and even less with those who are proud to claim one as their mascot. 😛
BUT, when provoked, I can burn that 800 pound hippo to zippo in an instant. I win.
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### Author:  [@Map\_Ylow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Map_Ylow)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/58 "2018-08-29T20:31:09Z")
My avatar already wants to pet **Precambrianmollusc** ’s avatar.
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/59 "2018-08-29T20:38:11Z")
> [@Map\_Ylow](#):
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> My avatar already wants to pet **Precambrianmollusc** ’s avatar.
My avatar wants to have sex with **Precambrianmollusc** ’s :eek::D.
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### Author:  [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/60 "2018-08-29T21:02:30Z")
Ahem.
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