# Avatar fight thread! **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [August 28, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425 "2018-08-28T19:29:51Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 4
### Author: ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce) #### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/61 "2018-08-29T21:10:03Z")
😛 I saw what a tree did to the AT-ST in Star Wars. A few dozen of my avatar falling from a great height won’t change much Abrams or no… ---
### Author: ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya) #### Post date: [August 29, 2018, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/62 "2018-08-29T21:38:33Z")
I will tear down your hempstalks eat up your old man and woman and carry off your little girl ---
### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/63 "2018-08-30T15:20:31Z")
**NARF!** ---
### Author: ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/64 "2018-08-30T16:00:04Z")
Or some shit. ---
### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/65 "2018-08-30T16:07:35Z")
😃 😃 ---
### Author: ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/66 "2018-08-30T16:45:09Z")
Gram for gram, my avatar is the fiercest creature on the planet. And since everyone’s avatar is the same size, I win. 😃 ---
### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/67 "2018-08-30T16:50:20Z")
You ain’t just whistling Dixie! Hummingbirds are vicious little bastards! If they ever figure out how to arm themselves for combat, the human race is doomed! Bow down before the H-bird! ---
### Author: ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/68 "2018-08-30T16:58:30Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > You ain’t just whistling Dixie! Hummingbirds are vicious little bastards! If they ever figure out how to arm themselves for combat, the human race is doomed! > Bow down before the H-bird! Actually, I wanted to use [Huitzilopochtli,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sacrifice_in_Aztec_culture#/media/File:Kodeks_tudela_21.jpg) the Southern Hummingbird, the Aztec god of war and blood sacrifice, as my avatar. The Aztecs knew that the hummingbird was the most badass creature around. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find a picture that was legible at small size. ---
### Author: ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/69 "2018-08-30T17:28:34Z")
My avatar has no desire for combat. That said, there are few things harder to kill than a cartoon dog. ---
### Author: ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/70 "2018-08-30T17:37:32Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > My avatar has no desire for combat. That said, there are few things harder to kill than a cartoon dog. Point to Sailboat. He’ll just outlast everyone else. Possibly even the sun. ---
### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/71 "2018-08-30T17:38:19Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > My avatar has no desire for combat. That said, there are few things harder to kill than a cartoon dog. Your avatar isn’t showing up. I see it in your profile. ---
### Author: ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/72 "2018-08-30T17:57:18Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Your avatar isn’t showing up. I see it in your profile. I see it in Tapatalk, but not when I use my laptop. ---
### Author: ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/73 "2018-08-30T17:59:56Z")
Well I believe I have it set up properly. Hrm. ---
### Author: ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/74 "2018-08-30T18:26:35Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > Well I believe I have it set up properly. Hrm. I can see it. Firefox on a computer. ---
### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/75 "2018-08-30T18:37:43Z")
> [@wonky](#): > > I can see it. Firefox on a computer. I’m seeing it now. Firefox. ---
### Author: ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/76 "2018-08-30T18:43:17Z")
My avatar is above all this fighting nonsense! ---
### Author: ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/77 "2018-08-30T18:45:19Z")
Can’t we all just get along? _burpppp_ ---
### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/78 "2018-08-30T18:56:27Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Can’t we all just get along? > > _burpppp_ Dammitall, you’re drunk again! ---
### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/79 "2018-08-30T19:18:08Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Can’t we all just get along? > > _burpppp_ You called? Sorry, only the little doggies can git along. ---
### Author: ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog) #### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/80 "2018-08-30T19:21:49Z")
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