# Avatar fight thread!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 28, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425 "2018-08-28T19:29:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/81 "2018-08-30T19:29:19Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> Confession: I look scary but I’m made out of sand.
Here’s one my cats can defeat. You don’t want to hear how.
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### Author:  [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/82 "2018-08-30T19:47:50Z")
Because cats. In fact, cats probably win all the battles if we’re honest.
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### Author:  [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/83 "2018-08-31T00:51:52Z")
I have magic. Plus I am a manipulative drama queen when things don’t go my way. My chances are pretty good.
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### Author:  [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/84 "2018-08-31T02:10:29Z")
Tedd’s not the greatest fighter among her friends, but get past her generally good nature and a ‘baleful polymorph’ will come your way.
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### Author:  [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/85 "2018-08-31T19:30:47Z")
> [@Icarus](#):
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> My avatar is above all this fighting nonsense!
_does a flyby wwwwhhooosssshhh!!!_ 😉
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### Author:  [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/86 "2018-08-31T21:08:02Z")
Well…, mine used to have this ring…
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/87 "2018-08-31T21:10:35Z")
Ok, you’re a hippo, but you look like a nice hippo.
I, on the other hand, am some mean, mean mustard.
mmm
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### Author:  [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/88 "2018-08-31T21:20:39Z")
I started fighting the hippo using my earth bending powers but then Katara made the hippo her pet because it’s cute. ☹
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### Author:  [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/89 "2018-08-31T21:42:21Z")
Satanic baby JohnT is like 1968 UCLA - we sit out the NCAA’s while all of y’all pretenders participate in the play-in games, only to make our appearance when the Final Four begins so we can continue our dominance.
Plus we have Kareem.
Just sayin’.
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### Author:  [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/90 "2018-08-31T21:46:15Z")
> [@Frodo](#):
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> Well…, mine used to have this ring…
I too have a ring, created as I bend spacetime to my will. Even though I am 21 orders of magnitude less dense than a hummingbird.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/91 "2018-08-31T22:20:26Z")
I hate to spoil the fun here, but unless someone has a green kryptonite avatar. . .
Of course, I wouldn’t _kill_ your avatars. I’d simply, for example, pick up the hippo and fly it to a game preserve in Kenya.
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### Author:  [@Map\_Ylow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Map_Ylow)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/92 "2018-08-31T22:59:03Z")
> [@kunilou](#):
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> I hate to spoil the fun here, but unless someone has a green kryptonite avatar. . .
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> Of course, I wouldn’t _kill_ your avatars. I’d simply, for example, pick up the hippo and fly it to a game preserve in Kenya.
What would you do to mine? (It wishes to know, amidst its hand-wringing.)
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### Author:  [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/93 "2018-08-31T23:18:28Z")
> [@kunilou](#):
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> I hate to spoil the fun here, but unless someone has a green kryptonite avatar. . .
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> Of course, I wouldn’t _kill_ your avatars. I’d simply, for example, pick up the hippo and fly it to a game preserve in Kenya.
Aren’t you susceptible to magic also? There is a wizard avatar somewhere on the board already.
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### Author:  [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/94 "2018-08-31T23:25:32Z")
I suppose Sup just flies through the sun or something like that.
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### Author:  [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/95 "2018-08-31T23:32:54Z")
> [@kunilou](#):
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> I hate to spoil the fun here, but unless someone has a green kryptonite avatar. . .
We don’t need Kryptonite. We removed all the phone boxes.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/96 "2018-08-31T23:38:49Z")
I know how to make avatars and how to resize them and how to put them on my profile. I must be a tech-y genius. So it stands to reason I should be able to cause real damage on this here message board. As soon as I figure out how to do it, y’all are in big trouble.🙂
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### Author:  [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2018, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/97 "2018-08-31T23:44:47Z")
> [@Riemann](#):
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> We don’t need Kryptonite. We removed all the phone boxes.
We already did that, he adapted. Revolving doors, closets, changing rooms, etc.
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### Author:  [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/98 "2018-09-01T13:14:03Z")
You can’t hit what you can’t see. So far I only have to worry about one user. (Rhymes with “SayGulf”.)
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### Author:  [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2018, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/99 "2018-09-01T13:30:12Z")
> [@ftg](#):
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> You can’t hit what you can’t see. So far I only have to worry about one user. (Rhymes with “SayGulf”.)
Are you a [sailboat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YabW4B5Wjwk)?
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### Author:  [@Heracles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heracles)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatar-fight-thread/820425/100 "2018-09-01T14:15:49Z")
My Rover will approach you bobbing speedily along the beach, and you will end up pinned under it, wondering why you can’t remember the physical takedown itself. It will put you back in your place, and you still won’t know whose side it’s on – or, indeed, whose side _you’re_ on.
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