# Avatards

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 5, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161 "2010-10-05T19:22:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/21 "2010-10-05T20:27:44Z")

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How’d you do that musical note thing, **Inner Stickler**?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/22 "2010-10-05T20:27:51Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> If only there were some way that people who don’t like avatars could turn them off. Like a little check box in the user control panel. Then people who enjoy avatars could have them and people who are mr grumpypants could ignore them. Ah well. ♪To dream the impossible dream…♫

If only there were some way to link to that picture you want everyone to see.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/23 "2010-10-05T20:28:56Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> > [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> > If only there were some way that people who don’t like avatars could turn them off. Like a little check box in the user control panel. Then people who enjoy avatars could have them and people who are mr grumpypants could ignore them. Ah well. ♪To dream the impossible dream…♫
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> If only there were some way to link to that picture you want everyone to see.

Was Inner Stickler arguing that the reason he wants Avatars was because he had something he wanted to show everyone?

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/24 "2010-10-05T20:31:39Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> I call dibs on Number 6.

Number 6? I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that one.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/25 "2010-10-05T20:33:04Z")

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I can see why allowing people who wanted them to have and see avatars would be so upsetting for you, given that it would have such a significant impact on your posting experience. I get just as angry when I find out cable channels I don’t get are showing shows I don’t like.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/26 "2010-10-05T20:33:31Z")

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> [@control-z](#):
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> Maybe we should get rid of names too and just be referred to by numbers. Much more fair and efficient that way.

I don’t even read threads on this board. Since discussions are a pure “question” – “response” format, I just look at the thread post count. If it’s an even number, I know the question has been answered and there is nothing more for me to read. If it’s an odd number, I raise an eyebrow while mumbling “You’ve got a good point there…” to myself, and then skim down looking for the next odd numbered thread that I can raise an eyebrow to.

If I knew I’d be rewarded with an animated .gif of a penguin falling off an iceberg next to someone’s username, why I just might be encouraged to actually read one of these threads on this board. It’s like opening a present.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/27 "2010-10-05T20:37:02Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> How’d you do that musical note thing, **Inner Stickler**?

It’s a secret known only to those who have studied the mystical avatar. (Alt+13 =♪ and Alt+14 =♫)  
There’s a picture I want to show everyone? I missed that. I don’t have any off the top of my head. [Here’s a cute picture.](http://worldofwonder.net/2010/08/11/7435eaf9_620.jpg) Is it the one you wanted, Czarcasm?

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/28 "2010-10-05T20:38:15Z")

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I quit reading the OP after I realized this thread was not about James Cameron fans.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/29 "2010-10-05T20:42:17Z")

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I support the use of avatars and recommend they be implmented immediately, simply because they will infuriate the people who are so “worked up” about it.

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**Author:** ![Gustav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Gustav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gustav)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/30 "2010-10-05T20:44:30Z")

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Gonna go ahead and agree with OP 100%. Good post.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/31 "2010-10-05T20:48:35Z")

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This reminds me of the time a store I don’t frequent changed the layout of their aisles. I was of course furious.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/32 "2010-10-05T20:49:41Z")

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**dumbfuck** , you really, _ **really** _ need to get laid.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/33 "2010-10-05T20:50:56Z")

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I avoid this problem by wearing a blindfold in the store and identifying items by feel. Oh, sure, the stockboys hate me but if it means I won’t fall prey to the store’s attempt to make me notice shit I don’t need, I figure I’m ahead of the game.

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/34 "2010-10-05T20:51:43Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> How’d you do that musical note thing, **Inner Stickler**?

►Here’s more:

> **[Yahoo Search - Web Search](https://search.yahoo.com/)**
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> The search engine that helps you find exactly what you're looking for. Find the most relevant information, video, images, and answers from all across the Web.

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**Author:** ![Peeta\_Mellark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Peeta\_Mellark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peeta_Mellark)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/35 "2010-10-05T20:52:44Z")

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My neighbors put up a picture on their bathroom wall. Of course, I don’t have to go to their apartment or their bathroom or look at the wall, but just knowing about it ticks me off.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/36 "2010-10-05T20:55:28Z")

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HEY, you leave my TASTEFUL mapplethorpe print alone!

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/37 "2010-10-05T20:56:23Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> I can see why allowing people who wanted them to have and see avatars would be so upsetting for you, given that it would have such a significant impact on your posting experience. I get just as angry when I find out cable channels I don’t get are showing shows I don’t like.

Now this is just silly. Stop being silly.

I thought I was quite clear in saying I have no problem with allowing people the option to have avatars. In fact if the poll you started is public, you will see I chose that option when I voted. I even went as far to say in the OP that it wouldnt impact my posting experience. (Right at the end, guess it really was TLDR)

I just think the desire to have kooky pictures is strange. Its amusing to me. I am amused.

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**Author:** ![Peeta\_Mellark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Peeta\_Mellark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peeta_Mellark)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/38 "2010-10-05T20:56:47Z")

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I am VIOLATED by the fact that you have done this thing which has nothing to do with me whatsoever!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/39 "2010-10-05T20:57:55Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> (Alt+13 =♪ and Alt+14 =♫)

But…where’s the “13” key?

Best if read in the voice of Neil from _The Young Ones_.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/40 "2010-10-05T20:58:05Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> > [@blondebear](#):
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> > I call dibs on Number 6.
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> Number 6? I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that one.

I can’t think of anything that would make me more paranoid than being made Number 2…

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