# Avatards

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 5, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161 "2010-10-05T19:22:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 24

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/461 "2010-10-15T13:24:57Z")

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> [@GSV\_Consolation\_of\_Dreams](#):
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> Yep. This is just boring now. Besides, anyone can have avatars if they want them badly enough. Have a look at my signature. 😉

Jesus Christ, you’re Garrison Keillor.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/462 "2010-10-15T14:47:51Z")

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> [@Palooka](#):
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> Jesus christ. Ask that this massive circle-jerk be locked already.

Good luck with that. I lobbied for the **Rand Rover** “Waahhh! Being ethical is too _HARRRD_!” thread to be euthanized, and it’s approaching the length of the Ramayana.

Compared to that idiocy, _l’affaire Avatar_ is a subject of momentous consequence.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/463 "2010-10-15T15:33:47Z")

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Jesus Christ, you used a French phrase!

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/464 "2010-10-15T15:37:32Z")

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Cara mia!

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/465 "2010-10-15T16:01:18Z")

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> [@Palooka](#):
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> Jesus christ. Ask that this massive circle-jerk be locked already.

I guess we should now that you finally posted in it.

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/466 "2010-10-17T01:57:25Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Good luck with that. I lobbied for the **Rand Rover** “Waahhh! Being ethical is too _HARRRD_!” thread to be euthanized, and it’s approaching the length of the Ramayana.

Is this the pro bono thread? I almost clicked on that one, but then noticed it was **Rand Rover** and figured it was a trainwreck waiting to happen.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/467 "2010-10-17T02:21:48Z")

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> [@Yookeroo](#):
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> > [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> > Good luck with that. I lobbied for the **Rand Rover** “Waahhh! Being ethical is too _HARRRD_!” thread to be euthanized, and it’s approaching the length of the Ramayana.
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> Is this the pro bono thread? I almost clicked on that one, but then noticed it was **Rand Rover** and figured it was a trainwreck waiting to happen.

I’m not about to wade through the rest of that crap – is it still “Pro bono is your responsibility” “No it’s not – it’s voluntary” “No, it isn’t” “Yes it is”…blah blah blah?

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/468 "2010-10-17T23:33:34Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> > [@Yookeroo](#):
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> > Is this the pro bono thread? I almost clicked on that one, but then noticed it was **Rand Rover** and figured it was a trainwreck waiting to happen.
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> I’m not about to wade through the rest of that crap – is it still “Pro bono is your responsibility” “No it’s not – it’s voluntary” “No, it isn’t” “Yes it is”…blah blah blah?

I don’t think it rises to that level of sophistication.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/469 "2010-10-18T03:57:57Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> I don’t think it rises to that level of sophistication.

Yes it does.

(I don’t think I’ve even opened that thread - I’m just being a dick. 😃 )

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/470 "2010-10-18T19:03:52Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> I tried visiting once a little while ago, but someone’s avatar gave me malware and also some sort of venereal disease.

And that’s why sensible admins don’t let people upload photos of Betty White.

> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Wasn’t that one done on the first page? How many people are counting these things anyway?

No, you idiot, I’m referring to the post I just quoted. You know, the one I quoted. And then responded to. After the quote. So that any reasonable person could infer that I was talking about that post. Which I quoted. Tard.

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> Resolved: Retards with over eight thousand posts check word counts because they are insecure and like furries.

Good thing I just pulled a hyperbolic number out of my ass, then, eh? It’s okay; I know you’re jealous that my job is awesome enough that they don’t care if I fuck around online as long as my work gets done.

> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> They dont like furries.

Nobody likes furries. Not even furries like furries. Why do you think they’re constantly wearing full-body suits and drawing animalized versions of themselves?

> [@Yookeroo](#):
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> Is this the pro bono thread? I almost clicked on that one, but then noticed it was **Rand Rover** and figured it was a trainwreck waiting to happen.

Is there a brick wall anywhere nearby? Walk over and slam your head into it at least a half-dozen times. That’s the pro bono thread, only more productive and less painful.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/471 "2010-10-18T20:16:49Z")

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Now I’ve got to go check out the pro bono thread.

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**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/472 "2010-10-19T10:56:13Z")

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Oh, this thread is still going? Jeppers…

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/avatards/556161/473 "2010-10-19T11:14:58Z")

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> [@Doughbag](#):
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> Oh, this thread is still going? Jeppers…

Technically yes but only as pro bono version of another thread.

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