# average age **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127 "2000-03-29T07:44:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/41 "2000-03-29T15:57:00Z")
I turned 21 last Wednesday šŸ˜ƒ Can I be 12 again now ā˜¹ * * * In my limited experience, Iā€™ve discovered everyone is an idiot until theyā€™ve proven themselves otherwise! -SS ---
**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/42 "2000-03-29T16:06:00Z")
35 for a little while longer. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/43 "2000-03-29T16:08:00Z")
Iā€™ll be 22 for the next two weeks. * * * TMR You will buy the ukulele, and touch every place. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/44 "2000-03-29T16:08:00Z")
42ā€”just shot the average up a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/45 "2000-03-29T16:10:00Z")
38 * * * Eagles may soar, but weasels donā€™t get sucked into jet engines. [Delta-9 Home Page](http://www.delta9studio.com) ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/46 "2000-03-29T16:13:00Z")
29 ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/47 "2000-03-29T16:16:00Z")
As of right now, I calculate the average age at **30**. * * * I am not deliciously saucy. ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/48 "2000-03-29T16:23:00Z")
26 now, but 27 in June. Just doing my part to bring down the averageā€¦ * * * ā€œPenises donā€™t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. Youā€™ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldnā€™t shove pizza up your nose.ā€ -From the **Brother Jed** flyer- ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/49 "2000-03-29T16:32:00Z")
For those of you keeping track, after Squeeā€™s post, less TomHā€™s post, I have 46 posts totalling 1415, thus the average remains at 30 for the moment. * * * I am not deliciously saucy. ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/50 "2000-03-29T16:40:00Z")
Am 35, look 28, feel ancient. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/51 "2000-03-29T16:51:00Z")
1. * * * ā€œI canā€™t think why fancy religions should have such a ghastly effect on oneā€™s grammar.ā€ ā€“ Dorothy L. Sayers ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/52 "2000-03-29T17:10:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Squee: > \*\*26 now, but 27 in June. Just doing my part to bring down the averageā€¦ > > \*\* Me too. ::Geminis ROCK!:: ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/53 "2000-03-29T17:13:00Z")
29 ---
**Author:** ![quadell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/b9bd4f/32.png) [@quadell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quadell)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/54 "2000-03-29T17:22:00Z")
24 ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/55 "2000-03-29T17:23:00Z")
Just to bring the average up some: 59. and a half ---
**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/56 "2000-03-29T17:26:00Z")
57 Guess I missed the 50ā€™s threadā€¦or did I postā€¦I forget. * * * * * * **SDMBā€™s oldest living female!** Acclaimed author of: _No Bad Brontosauri 365 Ways to Cook Sabertooth Tiger The Complete Idiotā€™s Guide to the Wheel_ ---
**Author:** ![JustDucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f14d63/32.png) [@JustDucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustDucky)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/57 "2000-03-29T17:54:00Z")
32 until Juneā€¦Geminis **do** rock!! * * * Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult ---
**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/58 "2000-03-30T06:11:00Z")
29 for 10 more weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Derfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@Lord\_Derfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Derfel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/59 "2000-03-30T06:13:00Z")
Iā€™m 24. Everyoneā€™s invited to my quarter-century party in August. Woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/60 "2000-03-30T06:15:00Z")
Two score. Or my second 39th, whichever you prefer. * * * Imbibo, ergo sum. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127.md?page=4)