# average age

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127 "2000-03-29T07:44:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/161 "2000-04-17T02:35:00Z")

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I am 38 - BARELY!

Hey UncleBeer, when will you be 39?

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Pardon me while I burst into flames.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/162 "2000-04-17T02:38:00Z")

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29 till december

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Oh your from Wales?? Do you know a fella named Jonah?? He used to live in whales for a while.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/163 "2000-04-17T02:48:00Z")

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Another Pisces reporting in. I’m 31.

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Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living.

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/164 "2000-04-17T02:58:00Z")

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28 here…18 days ubtil 29. Is there anyone out there who is a Taurus?

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**Author:** ![Sentinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sentinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sentinel)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/165 "2000-04-17T03:02:00Z")

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Aw crumbs! I guess I’ll have to fess up. 47 alive and kicking and still being a pain in the ass. 😉

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**CAREFUL! We don’t want to learn from this!** (Calvin and Hobbs)

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**Author:** ![Sentinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sentinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sentinel)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/166 "2000-04-17T03:04:00Z")

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I’m a Taurus and that means that shortly I’ll be 48 and _still_ a pain in the ass.

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**CAREFUL! We don’t want to learn from this!** (Calvin and Hobbs)

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**Author:** ![terrapin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@terrapin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terrapin)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/167 "2000-04-17T03:13:00Z")

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40, Taurus, and with this I’ve immediately doubled my post count. Thank God for the easy questions!

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**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/168 "2000-04-17T03:29:00Z")

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I’m 35 until October.1964 was such a great year. The Beatles came to American soil. Yeah!!

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The operation? Well, now I walk like a duck, but I won’t sue 'cause I’m getting a lot of laughs.

Sig courtesy of **Wally the Great**

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**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/169 "2000-04-17T04:25:00Z")

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44 - Born on Elvis’ birthday in '56.

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> 1956 was definitely a vintage year

Damn Straight!

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> I am 38 - BARELY!

38 and bare is a favorite of mine, Diane! 🙂

Ugly

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Go ahead, be frank with me.  
In fact, be anyone you’d like.

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**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/170 "2000-04-17T05:15:00Z")

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Eighteen and Gemini.

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_“The best way to do mathematics is to be creatively lazy.” -I. M. Isaacs_

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**Author:** ![Euri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e57/32.png) [@Euri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euri)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/171 "2000-04-17T05:17:00Z")

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I feel young…so none of you are going to EVER KNOW BUAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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**Author:** ![Lanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85e7bf/32.png) [@Lanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanna)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/172 "2000-04-17T10:02:00Z")

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1. 

-Lanna

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**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/173 "2000-04-17T10:18:00Z")

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18 years young.

Bringing the average down,  
Louie

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**Author:** ![DaphyDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@DaphyDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphyDuck)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/174 "2000-04-17T10:33:00Z")

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keeping the average age down at 21

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“incognuity” should be a word!

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/175 "2000-04-17T10:44:00Z")

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23

Sam

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/176 "2000-04-17T10:45:00Z")

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Bringing the average down. I’m 17 and a Scorpio.

I feel so young here.

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Never run from anything immortal, it attracts their attention.  
_Brought to you by the Amazon woman of Canada._

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**Author:** ![AKAmame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aca169/32.png) [@AKAmame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AKAmame)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/177 "2000-04-17T11:19:00Z")

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43, another 1956 vintage. Am I the only one here born under the sign of the Sceptic?

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/178 "2000-04-17T12:59:00Z")

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Hey Ugly, where ya been? 🙂 My daughter was also born on January 8th, only in 1984.

Just to bring the average up a bit, I am really 94.

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**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/179 "2000-04-17T13:27:00Z")

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Turned 27 just last week.

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**Author:** ![TripleAnt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TripleAnt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TripleAnt)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-age/16127/180 "2000-04-17T19:29:00Z")

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19

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This is the most exciting thing I’ve seen since Halley’s Comet collided with the moon.

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