# Average looking redheads?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860 "2005-11-01T04:40:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/1 "2005-11-01T04:40:07Z")

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Is it just me, or are redheaded women either ugly or drop dead gorgeous? The only “average” looking one I can think of is Kathy Griffin, but she’s so damn annoying that she drops into the ugly category.

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**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/2 "2005-11-01T05:05:58Z")

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Well, I have a thing for redheads, they’re all dropdead gorgeous to me. I do have a weight limit however, YMMV. Kathy Griffin needs a mute button.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/3 "2005-11-01T05:13:48Z")

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> [@Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy](#):
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> I do have a weight limit however,

_snork_

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/4 "2005-11-01T05:16:18Z")

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> [@BabaBooey](#):
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> Is it just me, or are redheaded women either ugly or drop dead gorgeous? The only “average” looking one I can think of is Kathy Griffin, but she’s so damn annoying that she drops into the ugly category.

Didn’t K. Griffith have some interview recently where talked about having massive amounts of whole body plastic surgery (inc tons of lipo) done in the last year or so?

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/5 "2005-11-01T05:32:52Z")

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Since I’m female I really don’t have much of an opinion on redheaded women (except for myself, who am of course drop dead gorgeous LOL) but redheaded men are either handsome as hell or butt-ugly. There is no middle ground.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/6 "2005-11-01T05:53:51Z")

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[what category do I fit in?](http://photobucket.com/albums/b75/anyrose/?action=view&current=Naomi.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Imasquare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Imasquare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imasquare)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/7 "2005-11-01T09:28:43Z")

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> [@Snakescatlady](#):
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> …redheaded men are either handsome as hell or butt-ugly. There is no middle ground.

Wouldn’t Ron Howard (Richie Cunnigham) be the middle ground? He’s not really handsome but he isn’t ugly either.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/8 "2005-11-01T09:40:18Z")

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Though I recently dyed my hair dark brown, my natural colour is red, and I do believe I’m average. I’m (begrudgingly admitting) not a _dog_, but not drop dead gorgeous, for certain. Pretty average.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/9 "2005-11-01T09:49:57Z")

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What about that girl, I forget her name; She was the one on the “American Pie” movies. The one that wound up eventually marring ‘dork face’ in “American Wedding”

She’s rather average in my opinion.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/10 "2005-11-01T11:15:27Z")

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> [@SHAKES](#):
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> What about that girl, I forget her name; She was the one on the “American Pie” movies. The one that wound up eventually marring ‘dork face’ in “American Wedding”
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> She’s rather average in my opinion.

That would be [average](http://alysonhannigan.celebstate.com/pictures/aalyson1a.jpg) [looking](http://stvc.interfree.it/WorldCelebs/Usa/Alyson%20Hannigan2.jpg) [Alyson](http://stvc.interfree.it/WorldCelebs/Usa/Alyson%20Hannigan.jpg) [Hannigan](http://stormy-night.org/gallery_thumbnails/buffy_gallery/images/alyson_hannigan_fhm2.jpg).  
(one time at Band Camp she put a flute in her pussy)

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**Author:** ![hlanelee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@hlanelee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hlanelee)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/11 "2005-11-01T11:52:58Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> [what category do I fit in?](http://photobucket.com/albums/b75/anyrose/?action=view&current=Naomi.jpg)

Rose, you’re eat up with cute. Wish you lived next door.

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**Author:** ![MizGrand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@MizGrand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizGrand)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/12 "2005-11-01T11:54:10Z")

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Now let’s not get started on Willow…

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/13 "2005-11-01T14:23:32Z")

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> [@SHAKES](#):
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> What about that girl, I forget her name; She was the one on the “American Pie” movies. The one that wound up eventually marring ‘dork face’ in “American Wedding”
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> She’s rather average in my opinion.

Alyson Hannigan??? WILLOW??? AVERAGE??? Sir, I respectfully disagree, and challenge you to a duel!

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/14 "2005-11-01T14:28:02Z")

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Alyson Hannigan: Certainly above average  
Angie Everheart: Far, far above average

Bozo the Clown: Below average

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/15 "2005-11-01T14:34:39Z")

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> [@Snakescatlady](#):
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> but redheaded men are either handsome as hell or butt-ugly. There is no middle ground.

You got that right. It’s either Damien Lewis or Carrot Top.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/16 "2005-11-01T15:06:23Z")

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> [@SHAKES](#):
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> What about that girl, I forget her name; She was the one on the “American Pie” movies. The one that wound up eventually marring ‘dork face’ in “American Wedding”
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> She’s rather average in my opinion.

I hope that is a Whoosh or you’ll will have a small army at your door wishing to defend her Honor. This board is littered with Geeks/FanBoys who think she is a absolute knock out.

Jim

(A geek who would a least support the army verbally, she is a knockout)

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/17 "2005-11-01T15:06:43Z")

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My sister is a redhead, and I’d say she’s cute, but average, not drop-dead-gorgeous. And way, way far from ugly.

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/18 "2005-11-01T15:45:26Z")

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I’ve dyed my hair red (from it’s natural blonde) and I’d say I’m average. But I’m going back to blonde again in a bit. I’ll still be average.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/19 "2005-11-01T16:07:35Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> That would be [average](http://alysonhannigan.celebstate.com/pictures/aalyson1a.jpg) [looking](http://stvc.interfree.it/WorldCelebs/Usa/Alyson%20Hannigan2.jpg) [Alyson](http://stvc.interfree.it/WorldCelebs/Usa/Alyson%20Hannigan.jpg) [Hannigan](http://stormy-night.org/gallery_thumbnails/buffy_gallery/images/alyson_hannigan_fhm2.jpg).  
> (one time at Band Camp she put a flute in her pussy)

Yowza. I’ll take _that_ average.

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**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/average-looking-redheads/328860/20 "2005-11-01T17:39:04Z")

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I dunno, I think there are a lot of average looking redheads out there (I’m pretty [average](http://www.bermanism.com/images/headofcharles05/DSC01116.jpg) although I’m can be considered almost [cute](http://www.bermanism.com/images/headofcharles05/DSC01096.jpg) from the right angles). Speaking about real redheads, not the dyed variety. Thing is, the other things that go with beng a real redhead like skin color, freckles, light eye lashes are not considered conventionally attractive and generally take a little work to be moved into the “attractive” category.

Plus, in my experience, guys are either nuts for redheads and find almost all redheads attractive purely on the basis of hair color even if they are average or they don’t particularly care for redheads and are only attracted to the most striking ones.

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