# Aw, Dang! Syne: January Minirants

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 1, 2013, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745 "2013-01-01T11:31:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/461 "2013-01-22T19:04:50Z")

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**madrabbitwoman** ,

This isn’t medical advice, of course, just want to mention that I got to a certain age and stopped being able to handle caffiene without exactly the symptoms you described. No caffiene, no problem.

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/462 "2013-01-22T19:06:57Z")

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> [@madrabbitwoman](#):
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> Sadly it is looking like “damage” from the assault. I am not coping well with this. At least the medical folks have decided it is not just psychological (which they did for about 7 months). I have a consultation with the Women’s hospital on April 9th.

I suspected as much ☹

What happened with the other hospital place? (I think you mentioned it in another thread, sorry for cross-posting!)

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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/463 "2013-01-22T20:35:35Z")

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> [@Cinnamon\_Imp](#):
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> I suspected as much ☹
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> What happened with the other hospital place? (I think you mentioned it in another thread, sorry for cross-posting!)

They decided I had too many problems for them to deal with ☹

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/464 "2013-01-22T20:49:19Z")

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It’s January. It’s cold and it sucks. But either move to San Diego or stop complaining about it.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/465 "2013-01-22T22:40:27Z")

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Son of a bean! My husband’s been gone all month and he was supposed to be home for dinner tonight. I scrambled all over today cleaning and stuff and was going to make him a special dinner. Now his flight’s delayed and he won’t be home until after I’m in bed. He won’t be home until after I’m in bed tomorrow night, as well. So I don’t get to see him before he leaves again. I’m so completely bummed right now.

And I really don’t like my new haircut.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/466 "2013-01-23T00:31:02Z")

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Hey, people who dance and/or lip-sync along to your iPods - you look like total freaking dumbasses. Is there something wrong with you?

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/467 "2013-01-23T02:23:38Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Hey, people who dance and/or lip-sync along to your iPods - you look like total freaking dumbasses. Is there something wrong with you?

No.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/468 "2013-01-23T02:52:11Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Hey, people who dance and/or lip-sync along to your iPods - you look like total freaking dumbasses. Is there something wrong with you?

Hey, people who get irritated when I hum as I walk, no iPod involved: I’m _happy_ and you’re overdue for your proctologist visit.  
**olives** , look at it this way: you have a neat house!

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/469 "2013-01-23T04:16:53Z")

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> [@olivesmarch4th](#):
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> Son of a bean! My husband’s been gone all month and he was supposed to be home for dinner tonight. I scrambled all over today cleaning and stuff and was going to make him a special dinner. Now his flight’s delayed and he won’t be home until after I’m in bed. He won’t be home until after I’m in bed tomorrow night, as well. So I don’t get to see him before he leaves again. I’m so completely bummed right now.
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> .

I don’t get it. 😕 Can’t your hubby just wake you up when he gets home?

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/470 "2013-01-23T04:19:27Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Hey, people who dance and/or lip-sync along to your iPods - you look like total freaking dumbasses. Is there something wrong with you?

Nope, I’m just enjoying life.

I guess [this](http://youtu.be/eVVXtknZVf0) just drives you nuts, huh? It looks like fun, I wish I had the courage to do that.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/471 "2013-01-23T05:55:14Z")

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> [@Flutterby](#):
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> Nope, I’m just enjoying life.
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> I guess [this](http://youtu.be/eVVXtknZVf0) just drives you nuts, huh? It looks like fun, I wish I had the courage to do that.

Yes, it does look like fun, but I still have to say it:

Worst. Flashmob. Ever.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/472 "2013-01-23T10:08:38Z")

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Saw Easter chocolate on sale at the supermarket. It’s only been a couple of weeks since Christmas!

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/473 "2013-01-23T10:43:06Z")

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> [@madrabbitwoman](#):
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> They decided I had too many problems for them to deal with ☹

☹

That’s just infuriating - “Hey, it looks like you really really need our help, so sorry, we’re not going to give it to you”?

> [@LavenderBlue](#):
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> It’s January. It’s cold and it sucks. But either move to San Diego or stop complaining about it.

I would, but you lot are really picky about who you give out Green Cards too 😉

> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Saw Easter chocolate on sale at the supermarket. It’s only been a couple of weeks since Christmas!

We didn’t even get a few weeks break - it was literally advent calendars down, eggs up, the same day.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/474 "2013-01-23T12:00:48Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Hey, people who dance and/or lip-sync along to your iPods - you look like total freaking dumbasses. Is there something wrong with you?

I’m 50 years old, slightly overweight, bald, grey beard, and there is some music that just moves my soul. Can’t deal with the sight of it? No part of that equation involves any fault on my end or a requirement that I hide my light from your grumpy eyes.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/475 "2013-01-23T14:54:44Z")

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Why do people think it’s “cold” out when it’s -8 degrees C (16 degrees F)? That’s not cold at all. I wish to God that it was as warm as that where I am, where it’s -40. Then I could actually go outside. :mad:

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/476 "2013-01-23T14:56:34Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> I’m 50 years old, slightly overweight, bald, grey beard, and there is some music that just moves my soul. Can’t deal with the sight of it? No part of that equation involves any fault on my end or a requirement that I hide my light from your grumpy eyes.

I’m a musician, and a lot of music moves me. Though I don’t actually listen to an iPod in public much, and when I do, I try not to groove along to it too much. 🙂

Maybe I’m too much of a classical musician. At classical concerts, you aren’t supposed to move around too much in your seat in the audience. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/477 "2013-01-23T15:01:24Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Hey, people who dance and/or lip-sync along to your iPods - you look like total freaking dumbasses. Is there something wrong with you?

What?! Those people are awesome. I once saw a lady - about 30 or so - dancing down the street while listening to an iPod. I gave her a “thumbs up” and she nodded to me and kept on dancing. I wanted to find her and make her my new best friend.

I lip-synch to my music when I’m running because it helps me breathe. I know I look like a jackass and I don’t care, I’m RUNNING.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/478 "2013-01-23T15:05:28Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Why do people think it’s “cold” out when it’s -8 degrees C (16 degrees F)? That’s not cold at all. I wish to God that it was as warm as that where I am, where it’s -40. Then I could actually go outside. :mad:

Ugh. Fuck! That! I’m sure Canada is a wonderful place to live, indeed it’s on my list of places to visit…but I can’t imagine dealing with a winter like that.

Meanwhile, I’d like to fuck Microsoft right up the ass with an agave leaf. I installed XP on to a laptop the SO picked up used for her son to ‘play’ with. No problems, I went to Windows Update and it said that IE6 is no longer compatible with Update. Cool, says I, I’ll just update to 8. So, I download 8, and what does it tell me? I can’t install 8 unless I have already installled XP SP2. Damn. Go to find SP2. Can’t download it because IE6 isn’t compatible with Windows Update. What’s more, IE that I have to use is so old that it keeps crashing after failing to load a page. So after several failed attempts at downloading SP2 or SP3, I just said fuck it and went to bed.

Just downloaded SP3 and stuck it on a thumb drive. I’ll try to install it this evening.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/479 "2013-01-23T15:06:48Z")

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> [@Sicks\_Ate](#):
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> Ugh. Fuck! That! I’m sure Canada is a wonderful place to live, indeed it’s on my list of places to visit…but I can’t imagine dealing with a winter like that.

Come visit us - just not in the winter. 😉

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**Author:** ![oldbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oldbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldbag)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-dang-syne-january-minirants/645745/480 "2013-01-23T15:17:42Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Saw Easter chocolate on sale at the supermarket. It’s only been a couple of weeks since Christmas!

Don’t do it..!  
(it’s last year’s)

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