# Aw, man! (Joe Millionaire)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 7, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371 "2003-02-07T03:07:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/1 "2003-02-07T03:07:46Z")

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I missed the latest episode on Monday, and now I missed the encore! Can anyone fill me in on the last episode? Who was cut?

Thanks in advance!

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/2 "2003-02-07T03:09:19Z")

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Melissa got cut.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/3 "2003-02-07T03:13:06Z")

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From this [website](http://www.fox.com/joem/), it looks like there are two left, named Sara and Zora. I’m not watching this at all, so I could be mistaken.

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**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/4 "2003-02-07T03:21:47Z")

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Hmmm. I would’ve expected Zora. Wonder why he chose Melissa?

Thanks for the quick resposes.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/5 "2003-02-07T03:49:15Z")

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You can get a comlete blow-by-blow recap on [www.televisionwithoutpity.com](http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com) .

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**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/6 "2003-02-07T04:22:29Z")

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Great link! I’m reading through it now, and it pretty much answers all my questions.

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**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/7 "2003-02-07T04:30:44Z")

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I heard a theory today that just might be true. Someone said that the word in the inner circle is that the guy really is rich, and instead of being “shame on the women”, it’s “shame on the viewers”. The 14K he makes is supposed to just be like what he makes with his regular job. Supposedly, he made a metric asston of money from modelling.

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**Author:** ![Lilly\_Putt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Lilly\_Putt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lilly_Putt)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/8 "2003-02-07T08:15:58Z")

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I have a feeling he WILL be a millionaire by next year.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/9 "2003-02-07T08:34:26Z")

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He is NOT really rich; he was until recently a male prostitute who made his living being, in the parlance of that, um, subculture, “gay for pay.”

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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/10 "2003-02-07T09:02:40Z")

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**lissener** - Cite?

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/11 "2003-02-07T09:04:17Z")

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I take the fifth.

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/12 "2003-02-07T11:14:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by red\_dragon60 \*  
> **The 14K he makes is supposed to just be like what he makes with his regular job.**

Evan made 19K last year as a construction worker. Although California construction workers average 42K/year, he was unemployed much of 2002, which he says is one of the reasons he took the offer to be on _Joe Millionaire_.

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**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/13 "2003-02-07T11:50:10Z")

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Sorry **lissener** , but you shouldn’t call someone a prostitute with out something to back it up.

I was sad to see Melissa go. She was the most entertaining to watch.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/14 "2003-02-07T13:11:17Z")

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Er, I suspect a whooshing is going on in regards to **lissener** ’s post…

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**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/15 "2003-02-07T13:20:03Z")

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I hope so. If it is a whoosh someone please explain cause I still don’t get it. I never claimed to understand jokes. 🙂

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/16 "2003-02-07T15:02:44Z")

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That amid all the rumours about his being really rich (with or without the producers’ knowledge), or the women really knowing, or the “scam” really being upon the audience rather than upon them, that would be just as fitting and unfounded a rumour.

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**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/17 "2003-02-07T15:09:32Z")

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Gotcha Ya **JRDelirious**.

Sorry **lissener**.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/18 "2003-02-07T16:07:29Z")

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I heard he is the product a centuries-long breeding program, and in fact may be the Kwisatz Haderach.

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**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/19 "2003-02-07T19:27:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by red\_dragon60 \*  
> \*\*I heard a theory today that just might be true. Someone said that the word in the inner circle is that the guy really is rich, and instead of being “shame on the women”, it’s “shame on the viewers”. The 14K he makes is supposed to just be like what he makes with his regular job. Supposedly, he made a metric asston of money from modelling. \*\*

According to [The Smoking Gun](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/marriott1.html) he only made about $1,000 modeling. (Warning, link to pictures of Evan in swimsuits…ewwww.)

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aw-man-joe-millionaire/153371/20 "2003-02-07T19:54:05Z")

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DoctorJ said:

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> You can get a comlete blow-by-blow recap on [www.televisionwithoutpity.com](http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com) .

Or you can get a better one on [RealityNewsOnline](http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi-bin/ae.pl?mode=1&article=article2714.art&page=1). Not that I am in any way, shape, or form biased. 😉  
_(Disclaimer: For those who didn’t get the wink, I own the site.)_

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